MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

How do they know who their One Night Stands are? Or is it just me….

@BrilloPaddy don't let your dh see the woman on One Night Stand then! Her face!

Argh, I forgot to record and doesn't seem to be on any catch up. Help someone!

Pass rabbit

Holiday bumps with a barman? How would ye know? Of all the bars gin joints in all the towns in all the world…

@Onemorefortheroad

Argh, I forgot to record and doesn't seem to be on any catch up. Help someone!

Try plus 1?

@TheRabbitStoleMyHat no, I'm with you. I can't remember the name of some of my ONS...

Thanks @ReginaaPhalange .. I knew Ant ( think we should call him Poor Ant ) reminded me of someone... definitely Jackson Avery

Jared and Amy are gonna have another one night stand, and he’s going to forget her name next day again…

I agree...

Nikita made me embarrassed to be a geordie (which she is not since she is from county durham!!) 😑

Well done E4

One of the worst piles of mince I’ve ever seen on the telly.

And I loved Eldorado.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Sadly elizabeth Bob was willing for little Bob to go dipping.

That has made me a bit 🧐 about him again.

Bleugghh. Come off it Bob. Disappointing.

Slightly disappointed when it first started as previously mentioned it was a bit like love Island or big brother where they are all reality show wannabes, last year they had the older couple which made it more interesting I think, they also showed a lot more before the wedding, picking out dresses etc, this all felt very rushed. I'll stick with it though, Mitchell was awful almost like he was in love with his sister loved Bob but he is a bit David Walliams around the eyes. Poor ant reminds me of Justin timber lake a bit. Nikita is vile !!

elizabeth

He said ‘I’m really looking forward to sharing a bed a with Megan tonight. Let’s be honest, if you’ve got something in front of you and you’re both attracted to eachother sexually - you’re gonna do it aren’t ye.’

Thank god it was a sound bite and not to her face.

I’ve gone off him a lot for that.

I don’t like guys who give it the big ‘un. Or pretend to be nice when their little selves are scouting out the nearest orifice.

They might be “married” but servicing the prince in a Disney wedding ain’t part of the deal.

Well it wouldn’t have been for me.

The Disney jewels of his would have been put in the kettle on a fast boil.

Attached.

I’m not a monster 😏

Thanks jane for the directions over here!

Nikita wound me up so much before the wedding...all the others were saying things like 'I hope they like me', while all she could think about was if she wouldn't like him. So self centred

Nikita is so like Chloe Ferry.

Classless, brash and thick. Urgh. Her poor groom.

And her manly jaw fillers are awful.

So I am barely ten minutes in and had to find this thread. I know it is early doors but I am so disappointed! I really love MAFS and I think I have seen every UK, USA and AUS series over the years. So far this just feels like the contestants got the wrong show and for the most part should have been on Love Island or Geordie Shore. Hopefully it will improve and I suppose things are looking up as just seen they finally have a gay couple.

@LopsidedWombat

So I am barely ten minutes in and had to find this thread. I know it is early doors but I am so disappointed! I really love MAFS and I think I have seen every UK, USA and AUS series over the years. So far this just feels like the contestants got the wrong show and for the most part should have been on Love Island or Geordie Shore. Hopefully it will improve and I suppose things are looking up as just seen they finally have a gay couple.

Yes, at least MAFS bothered and didn’t just say we were “logistically difficult”!

I’d be horrified if my son ended up with a woman like Nikita. His dad was great.
I think the weddings previously helped them to get swept up in the romance of the day. Assume the tiny weddings were a Covid thing.

Watched early this morning (insomnia).

Trashy telly. I preferred the old format.
The producers are obviously going for chalk and cheese with Ant and Nikita. Poor Ant, he deserves better.
I'm an introvert and if I was five minutes in Nikita's company I'd die of exhaustion. She's shallow, she's loud, she's self-centred. She's a daddy's princess, and spoilt to boot. She there to get famous.
I'm also not sure about Mob. Meg seems nice but I'm getting people-pleasing "You've gotta laugh ain't ya?" overgrown teenager vibes from Bob. Red flags all over this too.
I am getting the feeling that the young Feargal Sharkey and Cam from Modern Family were only matched because they are both same sex-attracted. Like, oh, they are gay, that'll do. This could also be on purpose. I cannot see that working either. They seem too different.

I loved MAFS Australia but I did like the UK one too. The older couple last year were a strange dynamic.

''He said ‘I’m really looking forward to sharing a bed a with Megan tonight. Let’s be honest, if you’ve got something in front of you and you’re both attracted to eachother sexually - you’re gonna do it aren’t ye.''

@SheldonesqueTheBstard, yes to this 🔝 put my off him and gave me creepy vibes.

If we're going b to Portmanteau couples' names then AntIta (AntEater) is very apt 😆😆

I'm disappointed to be honest, Nikita is all over the insta gram of the Geordie Shore cast - she's blatantly come in for fame rather that love. I hate all that brash, full of filler type and don't want to spend the next few weeks filled with rage at some rotten, two-bit gobshite form the North East!

And finally, Nikita's dad has such 'Gru' vibes!!

Will have to catch up tonight, had to give up and go to bed as I was falling asleep. Although I'm not sure if it's gonna be any good based on some of the commentary?

Is it going to be ‘entertaining’? I expect so. I’m not sure if it is going to be all about the love. I reckon it is going to be all about the love for the gram.

Which is fine. But don’t market it as being about love.

The ixperts are just ixhibiting a distinct lack of ixcellence in their ixamination of their subjects and have just chosen ixhibitionists.

Nikita is in for ‘fame’ and Instagram. She doesn’t actually want marriage or babies, unless they look nice in photos.