Oh blimey, whilst secretly loving the Aus version of this, the British one used to at least have a pretend level of class. This is like a round up of Love Island wannabes who didn't make the grade. I'm already cringing and it's only episode one.
DH said that Nikita's lips looked like she needed an emergency dose of antihistamine................ and said why hadn't medics rushed in ........... I patiently had to explain that she'd paid for them to look like that. He's emptying the dishwasher, muttering about DD's never being back allowed in the house if they come home like that.