Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Hope you're ok @fourquenelles xxx

Evening all

Evening 😎

Thanks Pebble I am fine. Just in the evenings I tend to get a bit of a dry throat so a sip (or two) of whiskey sorts it out.

Evening. I've had no choc, not so much as a crepe egg, I am seriously deprived.

Evening all

Hope everyone is well

🙂

I feel like a gigantic Easter egg. I've eaten far too much. Diet starts tomorrow. 😁

Evening, lovely people.

Is it Michel night?

Feel better, four's throat.

Good challenge

Wotcher all. Checking in!

Oh fuck off star greg

I wish we'd had mass catering, just think of all those shepherds pies pasta bakes and bread and butter puddings that never got showcased

I do hope fitty Michael Cairns is on the box tonight.

Wow, that is a gorgeous ceiling

I do fail to understand why John wears chefs whites when he does zero amount of cooking in these rounds.

Oh yes he's lovely Pebble

Not Michel night. WOE.

John your whites need to be a size bigger

@ellenora5 he is. He can take over my kitchen any day 😁

Evening all.

John's in his very tight chef's whites...

@littlbrowndog haha I did this they looked a little tight around the tummy area...

Gregg reciting the ladybird children's book on how to cook a meal

Oh dear, I think Johns chefs whites have shrunk in the boil wash, they are looking a tad ,erm, snug!

Hello from ward 6A of my parents’ local hospital!