@IntermittentParps
I thought it was your regional term for farting.

No... but maybe you should adopt it as your own personal term for farting!
How very dare you! I NEVER fart!!!
(Though curiously, I am often sitting next to a dog which is rattling it out like machine gun fire on the Somme and smells like someone dropped a bad egg
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My sewing machine is brother - can't remember the model, but a very simple one - no bells and whistles, because I am a bear of very little brain and as long as I can do forwards/backwards/bit of zig-zag, I am content, though it does do buttonholes etc as well.
It suits me because it is quite light - I've got arthritis and couldn't lift my old one on and off the table.
I've made some masks with it