I adore horses. schadey but they have a queer sense of humour.
Thye will kill you if they get the chance Sheldonesque.
Having said that our doctor's surgery went into full Domestic Violence Mode when I went in one day with a fabulous shiner and bruising all down one side of my face.
My DD's Great Dane had excitedly up his head and thwacked me one across the face. The black eye was from where he rammed my glasses into my eye socket. It was a corker. I explained what had happened, but Mr Schaden swears that they have deliberately make blood tests painful for him since then and look very smug about it.