Tennis: Welcome to Miami

[JaneJeffer]

Noticed the last thread is almost full

Jane he really is. .

Very odd to have everyone else in masks, and two opera singers belting droplets across the court .

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There'll be a lot of young women envying Stef's girlfriend!

He looks like Rublev did last week- dejected.

Jane .

Wow that's a lot of ticker tape!

That's a big trophy.

I don't suppose he is allowed to bite it, is ?

Only if he gargles with dettol first.

Jane how very Trump

Autocorrect changes dettol to fertility

@Raahh

Jane how very Trump

So Trump, the Trumpest

Jane that is a very strange autocorrect!

His girlfriend looks lovely and ordinary.

Oh I thought he had stopped....

Rafa's speech will be about 30 seconds long now, won't it? .

The man on right seems to be hyperventilating behind his mask.

I need to go and do things and feed people before LOD starts!

Jane I'm not surprised. They are dragging this out. .

My arse is numb.

Jane I chucked things in the slow cooker this morning, and left them all to it. .

I am the slow cooker

That's right boys. Down the hatch!

That champagne will go flat if no-one drinks it.

Stef is not holding back .

I am the slow cooker

Sunday is the only dad of the week I am remotely organised, food wise.

*day!

Right- I really need to move!