Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Nigeria! I struggle with accents, tbh.

I love a home bar enthusiast. I bet he's got a very special fruit-based drink for the ladies, so I do.

Jim and Jay @fourquenelles 🤣

@GrouchyKiwi

Liquorice and blackcurrant go so well together. I like Alexina's menu.

These, not all black currant but lush.

Woohoo Dean, one of my favourites 😁

Not the other bell end, couldn't stand him at all

Now Dean, that's another story.

Dean is lovely

Ofgs Steven

Couldn't watch the mandoline use.

"Trends forecaster". What a wanker.

Stephen Wallis has somehow morphed in to Jo Brand over the years

Steven not so much

Dean has aged vey well!!!!

You can keep Jim 😁

@shirleyphallus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just snorted my tea up my nose

They look delicious OhWhat.

Fish Assemblage ACTIVATED

That’s far two much lime. Moob man

I hope he's left bones in the fish

@ShirleyPhallus

Stephen Wallis has somehow morphed in to Jo Brand over the years

Aye, but I like Jo.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

You are all weird. But that’s ok, it means I get Jay.

I watched Jay's writing masterclass at the weekend. It was a most excellent way to spend an afternoon.

I feel like there will be hairs in Mike's dishes.

Mike just threw that together. No skill involved.

Damn it they like it

Looks like half a sesame burger bun

@jay55

I feel like there will be hairs in Mike's dishes.

Yes exactly so. Shudder

Mike looks a bit dishevelled even with his special apron on.

I feel like I'd be picking human hair out of my raw lamb.