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Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

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Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:59

In readiness chuffians.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/03/2021 20:31

Children’s entertainer. Poor child’s Mr Tumble. Mr Crumble.

RomainingCalm · 17/03/2021 20:31

@Pebbledashery

Steven Wallace became a snob too by all accounts.

I don't remember him being particularly likeable.

GrouchyKiwi · 17/03/2021 20:32

Salmon ceviche. Hmm

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2021 20:32

I know his moobs putting me right off

Yet Jim. I would

It’s been a long lockdown

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2021 20:32

Oh good, Mike doing fish assemblage for a starter

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/03/2021 20:33

@littlbrowndog

I know his moobs putting me right off

Yet Jim. I would

It’s been a long lockdown

Not that long Little.
Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:33

@littlbrowndog something about a big guy that can cook?

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fourquenelles · 17/03/2021 20:33

@littlbrowndog

I know his moobs putting me right off

Yet Jim. I would

It’s been a long lockdown

Totally understand re Jim. I would too. Form a queue.
littlbrowndog · 17/03/2021 20:34

Yes.

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:34

Assemblage 😁

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MarieDelaere · 17/03/2021 20:34

I'd rather be stranded on a desert island with Kerry, if I'm honest.

jay55 · 17/03/2021 20:34

In the queue for Jim.

Halsall · 17/03/2021 20:34

Get a room, you lot. Or several.

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:35

Haha id give Jim a go too.🤣

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GrouchyKiwi · 17/03/2021 20:35

Liquorice and blackcurrant go so well together. I like Alexina's menu.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/03/2021 20:35

You are all weird. But that’s ok, it means I get Jay.

fourquenelles · 17/03/2021 20:35
Grin
Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:35

I can imagine his wife looks like Bet Lynch

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TheDogsMother · 17/03/2021 20:36

You lot about Jim 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:36

Jim definitely has a bar in his house too.

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Halsall · 17/03/2021 20:36

He sounds a bit like Vince Casey the Abbatoir King in the Archers. If that means anything to anyone.

fourquenelles · 17/03/2021 20:36

OhWhat I see Jim as the starter and Jay as the main.

Right, enough of this smut. Concentrate on the cooking

ShirleyPhallus · 17/03/2021 20:36

@EsmaCannonball

Mike reminds me of one of those drama school graduates employed to work at a heritage attraction, dressed as Henry VIII or Shakespeare or someone, and interact with the public. One of those ones that make you want to run when you see them coming.
Actually lolled at this, so true Grin
GrouchyKiwi · 17/03/2021 20:37

Gregg there wondering where or what Algeria is.

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2021 20:37

Hopefully he does have a bar

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