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Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

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Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:59

In readiness chuffians.

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jay55 · 17/03/2021 20:12

Sauce looks like tinned toms with no change.

awesomekillick · 17/03/2021 20:12

And why is Mike a cruise ship entertainer? Because he tells everyone he can cook ... Ho Ho

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2021 20:12

Bye Mike.

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:12

@RomainingCalm or Masterchef : The Raw Chronicles 🤣

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toffeebutterpopcorn · 17/03/2021 20:13

He annoyed me that he was bleating about his mum not being a good cook.

Halsall · 17/03/2021 20:13

Maggots! - DRINK

RomainingCalm · 17/03/2021 20:13

I'm sure someone in a previous round had that apron that his wife had bought for him. The straps were all twisted.

fourquenelles · 17/03/2021 20:13

Hold the front page ....well cooked lamb!

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2021 20:13

Argh, puffed rice!

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:13

Maggots

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littlbrowndog · 17/03/2021 20:13

She’s going through. I would like that

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 17/03/2021 20:13

On pause. Buggeration.

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:14

Maggots are unforgivable in my opinion

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Halsall · 17/03/2021 20:14

How come Greggggg is simultaneously clueless AND patronising?

awesomekillick · 17/03/2021 20:14

@Halsall

How come Greggggg is simultaneously clueless AND patronising?
He practices hard
Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:14

Bleeding duck 🤮

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Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:15

Jim's dish looks delicious for pub food

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awesomekillick · 17/03/2021 20:15

Can I take it back about Jim?

MarieDelaere · 17/03/2021 20:15

Not kidding, Jim's dinner would keep me going for a week.

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:16

Uncooked potato.. And you call yourself a cook.

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jay55 · 17/03/2021 20:16

Im confused, the lamb looks cooked.

Pebbledashery · 17/03/2021 20:17

Cooked lamb for a change

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GrouchyKiwi · 17/03/2021 20:17

Two ladies going straight through. Chaps all have to cook again.

MonkeyPuddle · 17/03/2021 20:17

I would inhale that ‘stew’

GrouchyKiwi · 17/03/2021 20:17

Actually, now that I've posted that, I can't remember what they said about Mike's.

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