Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

This lad is a professional northerner. DRINK.

I honestly warm to a fat cook. Sorry if it offends, but I do. He's living the dream this chap. Jim can cook, is my prediction

Aww Jim seems lovely.

@awesomekillick a fat cook 🤣

Ahhh, he’s a walking bisto advert.
Ooo an Irish woman! Is it?...

Food was an integral part of family life 🤦‍♀️

I like Jim as well

53? She must have a picture in her attic. Waves to Potterhead

Irish woman has VERY pretty blue eyes but she’s burnt that lamb already

I was just going to say aaahhhh bisto

I don't think it can be OhWhatFuckery. Family doesn't sound quite right.

Raw duck anyone🙄

Tonight's menu..... Raw

Ha ha ha. Jonty has the measure of Pretentious Mike.

“Those aren’t ravioli”. Lol.

Nooo Jim no

Nah, she’d never put lavender honey on lamb.
Ooooo John doesn’t like smug Mike, he’s corrected his parrrrsta.

RAW!! It's always raw meat.

Haaa John told off knob head

Jim's plate of food is going to be biiiiggggg.

Curse of the Lamb Rack - maybe?

Curse of the Beef Fillet - most probably

Jim lad likes a big portion

Cat's been sick

@Pebbledashery

Tonight's menu..... Raw

Again.

They should rename this show MasterRanOutOfTimeAndIt'sRawSorry.

Check out mikes wankery apron.

I’ve said it before - the only acceptable black food is Liquorish.