Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Gregg took one look at the cucumber being shaved on the mandolin and got on the hotline to his local dominatrix.

That pie would get woofed in approximately two bites

The sweet and sour looks amazing

Those prawns look amaaaaazing

Ellen 🤣.

@Ellenanora7

I used to have a pixie cut TheDogs seriously thinking of doing it again but ds1 getting married in the summer (covid lockdown depending) and according to my Mother I'm too old for it and should consider a nice cut and colour ☺️

Have you considered a nice perm and shampoo and set? That’s the type of shite my mum would come out with. Just suggested a headband to my long haired son. He said a rude word to me!

@EsmaCannonball

Gregg took one look at the cucumber being shaved on the mandolin and got on the hotline to his local dominatrix.

ha ha ha

shirley I know but surely he’ll revert to type.

I can't post properly

Why peas ffs

@EsmaCannonball as much as I don't want to imagine it.. But can definitely imagine Gregg has a dungeon in his basement.

Oh it's back working now sorry

Ross is a dog Walker but has a field and barn as part of his Edinburgh property ?

Those prawns look divine.

Oooo Linos plate is gorgeous.

Mmm. Prawns. I love prawns.

Deep fry okra. Only way to be edible

That pasta looks good.

Although I'm sure John just called it par-mess-on.

This is a much better standard than other heats.

Prawns all day long.

Go Lino! Lovely smile.

@TheDogsMother

Ross is a dog Walker but has a field and barn as part of his Edinburgh property ?

Yeah, rich wife or they actually run kennels?

That mushroom puree 😳😳😳

No no no to mushroom puree. It looks like cat sick every time.

I missed the first half hour. Am I watching the right program? These people appear to be able to cook

@GrouchyKiwi God it looks so unappetising. Literally cat sick