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Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

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Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:59

In readiness chuffians.

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ShirleyPhallus · 25/03/2021 20:35

Lino? I hope the other contestants don’t walk all over him HA HA HA HA HA

Pebbledashery · 25/03/2021 20:35

@GrouchyKiwi 🤣🤣

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ilovesooty · 25/03/2021 20:36

"who I am in the kitchen"

That's me on a plate.

GrouchyKiwi · 25/03/2021 20:36

I could never get those headbands to stay in place, Ross, so kudos to you.

TheDogsMother · 25/03/2021 20:36

Ross. Hmmmm not sure about that.

GillBungalow · 25/03/2021 20:36

Ross is not pulling off the hairband look the way he wants to

Pebbledashery · 25/03/2021 20:36

Ross needs to get out with this head band

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Sunbird24 · 25/03/2021 20:36

Fuck off Gregggggg

Pebbledashery · 25/03/2021 20:37

Ross could lend his hair band to Gregg

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littlbrowndog · 25/03/2021 20:37

God why do I hate Greg so much

It’s been like what I learnt in lockdown

Hating Greg

Halsall · 25/03/2021 20:37

Stealth boast there from Ross. Yeah OK, so you've got a huge barn and a paddock. I'm not jealous I am

GrouchyKiwi · 25/03/2021 20:38

No, Mark. No.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2021 20:38

@TheDogsMother

Having grown out a pixie cut during lockdown I now have hair envy.
Me too, I have a haystack. Asian fusion-drink! Oh evening chickens. Popping candy? Fucking popping candy?!
Pebbledashery · 25/03/2021 20:38

Do you think Gregg thinks of his own questions?

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GrouchyKiwi · 25/03/2021 20:38

@Halsall

Stealth boast there from Ross. Yeah OK, so you've got a huge barn and a paddock. I'm not jealous I am
Me toooo. And in EDINBURGH. Fecking impossible to find decent land in/near Edinburgh.
Ellenanora7 · 25/03/2021 20:38

I used to have a pixie cut TheDogs seriously thinking of doing it again but ds1 getting married in the summer (covid lockdown depending) and according to my Mother I'm too old for it and should consider a nice cut and colour ☺️

Pebbledashery · 25/03/2021 20:38

Jo looks like she drinks a bottle of wine whilst cooking.

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ilovesooty · 25/03/2021 20:39

Jo was in our local paper.

HeronLanyon · 25/03/2021 20:39

‘Pussta’ x 2
Waiting John’s ‘Greg and I’ error. Will slurp something each time.

GillBungalow · 25/03/2021 20:39

@Pebbledashery

Jo looks like she drinks a bottle of wine whilst cooking.
My kinda gal
DoolallyBinzes · 25/03/2021 20:39

I just defrosted my freezer so I had disgusting things for dinner. I had to have a creme egg to take the taste away.

Pebbledashery · 25/03/2021 20:40

@gillbungalow ha me too

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ShirleyPhallus · 25/03/2021 20:40

@HeronLanyon

‘Pussta’ x 2 Waiting John’s ‘Greg and I’ error. Will slurp something each time.
He didn’t do the “Gregg and I” at the start! Well he did, but for the first time ever, it was in the right context. Most surprising
littlbrowndog · 25/03/2021 20:40

Wow pie 💪

GrouchyKiwi · 25/03/2021 20:40

That pie looks lovely.