Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

It's a good job they're probably not flying off to some restaurant in Peru or Japan this year. Claire would probably have a nervous breakdown.

I want three to win the whole bloody thing ! What an evening. More talent than a room full of Stefan.

I grew up with the weeds in the garden

Zabalone ? To rhyme with abalone? Oh John, please stop amanglin’ Italian .

Jay is so sweet. He wrote a very funny column in the Guardian today about his poorly hip and the annoying advice he gets about it.

Shut up Letitia.

This is such a calm kitchen.

... she says as Kerry burns her crème pat.

Claire probably doesn't even have a passport. She lives on the beach with her friends. Why would she go anywhere else.

@Halsall

A good greengage is the fruit of the gods, I tell you. We've got a tiny greengage tree and it produces a crop every other year or so. They're like nectar, so sweet and honeyed.

Us too in allotment 🥰

They're all very good in fairness jay55 and so much better than some that have been put through

It's the speaking cock

Apparently Jay's contracted to write 85,000 words a year for the Guardian/Observer. That's a lot of writing.

Wow that look# lovely

Claire likes the giant mixing bowl for serving.

That cake is so tiny. It's ridiculous.

Come on, John, get it right. Plums from KENT.

Claire's done enough to go through I think.

Claire is doing it for Kent.

@EsmaCannonball

It's a good job they're probably not flying off to some restaurant in Peru or Japan this year. Claire would probably have a nervous breakdown.

I’m looking forward to them setting her a challenge involving bananas or pineapples and hearing how she foraged them from her local beach

Claire's looks great.

Did Gregggg just call it spag-lionie?

It’s very authentic. Oh fuck off

That's pretty.

thedogs

It's very disappointing that Claire is a policy advisor. She needs to be a smuggler or lighthouse-keeper or something.

Claire is the opposite end of the spectrum to big Jim when it comes to food portion size. I think you'd go home hungry.