Coronation Street - Peter can’t drink, Johnny’s in clink and Gail’s got a sink(hole) - I think... NO SPOILERS!!

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Can’t believe it’s new thread time already!

One stop- funeral cop? Least it will give us a few more story lines. He’s bound to employee both Eileen and Gay in different jabs for “comedy” effect.

Also Abbie and Kevin need a baby.

Oh please no!! Abbie has already messed up 3 babies’ lives. She’s used her chances!!

Name guesses for the Aggie baby? I’m guessing Ronnie. After his grandad.

Tyrone and Alina are so cute together

It’s going like clock work “I know cars”. Next it’s the big row with their partner (getting married looks probable) and boom straight into drunk arms of each other.

Oh hello, another new character!

Yep. It’s an affair by numbers. Predictable and boring, as hell.

Oh heck, whatshisname and a wife popped up out of nowhere. They are scraping the barrel because we just don't care!

Did Sally, the former Mayor of Weatherfield, just skip around the bistro dressed like tinkerbelle and twirl and squeeze like an 8 year old?

Squeeze= squee

God Debbie does my nut in.

Debbie actually looks nice in that dress !

Oh another wonderful actress. Not.

Yeah, because everyone tries on wedding dresses with work boots

Debbie looks like a flamenco dancer

Why would sally and Debbie be trying wedding dresses on?

Of course she's having her baby 😂

Oh nooooo... I don't think I can cope with this, what a coincidence, going into labour and having a baby in the supermarket office

Oh yawn. No way would she be locked in an office by herself. But of course she is and goes into labour. I’ll bet that bloke gets knocked down in the hallway and she’s left all night and delivers twins and one is and alien.

Too far?

I usually lurk on this thread but... surely the onus is on the supermarket to prove shoplifting, not on Grace to prove she paid?

I don’t have the emotional strength to watch her give birth badly in typical soap dramatics. I will just have to watch whole of Love it or list in instead. She’s in the security office WITH THE ACTUAL CCTV

Yes Card and they would only have to go to the till and press a couple of buttons and her transaction would come up.

Daft it is

I'm watching a good netflix film before and now and I cannot watch the next episode, will catch up with what you lot say on here instead!

Why is Ronnie's wife young enough to be his daughter? In real life, she is younger than the actor playing Michael!

I thought Ronnie’s wife was the aggies daughter they have talked about.

Me too! I’m calling Ronnie goes to supermarket... hears her cries for help....climbs in the window and assist in delivering his own grandchild.