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Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:42

Will this do?

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RuggeryBuggery · 16/02/2021 11:28

Here’s a better picture... can anyone else see it?

Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.
brittanyfairies · 16/02/2021 11:29

I've watched series 7. It hasn't really stuck too well in my head, so it must have been much of the same crap. There is a brilliant moment when one of the contestants tells their parent they're going on MAFS and she responds with I hate that show it's so contrived or words to that effect.

I've also watched the reunion from January, check out Jo from the previous season if you want to see a transformation. And Lizzie did say because of what sam said about her weight not a single day has gone past without a stranger commenting on her weight and appearance which I find incredibly sad.

Bettina500 · 16/02/2021 12:09

@RuggeryBuggery yes I see it! It's the orange/bronze eyeshadow, it makes her look washed out and ill.
She is looking drained lately though. Her mannerisms at the girls night were very odd, she kept looking up and round the ceiling with an odd smile on her face like she was away with the fairies when people were talking to her. I said to DH I'm sure she's taken something

Freetigerking · 16/02/2021 12:35

I’m a bit fed up by this, it’s dragging on a bit. I used to love watching it every night but the past few weeks is just so obviously scripted.

Branleuse · 16/02/2021 12:37

www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56082551

LouisaAWOL · 16/02/2021 12:41

I had to laugh as she tried to look sultry whilst eating her vol au vent! and all cheese stuck to corner of her lips....she's def a yucky eater..
the worst was Lizzy ( when her husband went to funera)l trying to look sexy whilst shoving pizza slice in toaster

JustDanceAddict · 16/02/2021 12:52

It’s def not as good now. I only half watch it - can’t believe Jess threw Mark under the bus. As if he’d go to look for ‘bitches’ - just look at him ffs!! He’s a greying middle aged man.

reservoircats · 16/02/2021 14:26

You could have put in spoiler alert on that link @Branleuse

Branleuse · 16/02/2021 14:30

ahh I didnt even see that far down

AKissAndASmile · 16/02/2021 14:41

The article linked to does say there are spoilers if you read any further, so I think it's fine.

AKissAndASmile · 16/02/2021 14:42

Dan the man and fraud, eh? Who'd have thought it? Grin

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 16/02/2021 14:52

Dammit I just came on to post the fraud gossip, beat me to it!

happinessischocolate · 16/02/2021 15:03

His mummy must be so proud of him 😂

Benjispruce2 · 16/02/2021 15:06

Really felt for Ning. Hate Martha more than Jess.

Benjispruce2 · 16/02/2021 15:06

Impressed by Cam’s questioning of Michael too.

Silenceisgolden20 · 16/02/2021 15:09

Martha behaves as if she's superior to others. Part of the smugness. The way she spoke to Ning when all the time covering for Jess.

HeartZone · 16/02/2021 15:15

This has got us through lockdown .... I’m just glad BJ got the memo .... end lockdown when Australia MAFS ends !

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 16/02/2021 15:21

Catching up.

Last Thursday - tata ceremony

Sad to see Cyril and Nic go but by Christ the pair of them have come through it with their integrity in full show and intact.

Everyone calling out Jess IXCIPT the ixperts. And she is sitting there with that shit eating dildo lipped smug grin and all but her are twigging she is just a horrible self serving fecker.

Glad to see Buffalo Billy go. Creepy beyond creepy. I have a feeling that Lashes will be a lot nicer of a person now she has got him out of her life and she is no longer in danger of getting made into two skin lampshades and a pair of leggings

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chocolatesaltyballs22 · 16/02/2021 17:41

@happinessischocolate

His mummy must be so proud of him 😂
You wouldn't be able to tell if she was proud or displeased as she can barely move her face for all the Botox.
SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 16/02/2021 19:18

Catching up Friday.

Wtaf was that with the sobbyathon?

Jess finally admitting that she is staying so that she doesn’t have to pay for travel to see how her new romance will work. Sake.

Lady my arse.

Mike getting emosh because he was a selfish shite about towels and food.
What a bout of self pity.

Heidi might be a bit of drama llam but to say she is emotionally abusive. Right back at ye mate. Just because the ixpirts have your back, your hands round her neck, the smugness at always having back up and not realising that you’re selfish and inconsiderate. There is a reason you have never said you have loved someone. You’ve been too busy loving yourself.

Mike’s dad Bob is a lovely dude. I’d like a bob. It is a shame Mike isn’t a little Bob.

Dan’s dinner partay? Why hasn’t he voiced all this to Tam before he had his NatKing?

Ah. There is that dinner party with Micko and the rellies. I thought I hadn’t fallen asleep and missed it!

She thinks it amusing that her dad might kill mick? I would find it horrifying to even entertain that my dad would act like that.

And she is that close to her bro and dad and was that horrified at what Mick had said that she didn’t even tell them? Yeah right.

I love Micko even more for admitting it and saying it as it was. And I admire that the bro and dad said they’d got too lairy.

And she can’t even be honest about Dan in front of her precious family.

My great big two-pig-sized-aaaaaarse.

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runningpink · 16/02/2021 20:05

‘Not here for the right reasons!!’ I’m speechless!

She isn’t so cocky now she is with the full group is she!

Twerking9to5 · 16/02/2021 20:16

Mike has really sunk his teeth in hasn’t he?!

AKissAndASmile · 16/02/2021 20:16

Mute ixpert seems to have found her voice and is so annoying!

theliverpoolone · 16/02/2021 20:16

She's not even apologising for lying, just for saying it in front of the others. Mick should be really calling her out, he never said anything like what she said.

Twerking9to5 · 16/02/2021 20:17

Love how Dan says to camera “yeah it was really haaaaard listening to Mike be that way to jess. I really wanted to step in”
Pigs arse I say!

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