Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

Really gone off this series as it feels so contrived! I wouldn't be surprised if this messes with some of their mental health, especially those who are genuine in finding love. I hate the way the people behind the cameras must be aware of the Jess and Ines stuff, and watch people being set up to be hurt.

Dan’s lynx?

Tom cat spray.

The majority of us are repelled. Nay disgusted.

It just screams love me to InstaJ though. It is speaking directly to the great big pussyflouter Fanny that she is.

I just heard that Lynx have names their new fragrance...Beefy Pob....

I was watching w DS (16) and when Dan said lil’ fella I said ‘is he talking about his Willy?’ 😆
Then when they zoomed into his crotch (agsin) DS left the room.

Ha ha love this thread, everyone’s saying exactly why I’ve been thinking! Going back a bit but, Lizzie- I’m a confident woman- no sweetheart you’re a gibbering wreck. Felt so sorry for her.
I thought Sam was good looking briefly but he became completely unattractive, ditto Jess. Dan was never attractive maybe it’s an Australian thing?! I can’t get past Suzie’s eyelashes. Cam and Nic got better looking. Also baffled by the non- follow up of Jess coming on to Nic. What is it with the underwear as outerwear thing? Lizzie and Suzie both did it and the looked like they’d forgotten to put their tops on! Jess is gorgeous, will forgive the odd clothing ensemble. And wtf the ixperts forbidding Heidi from talking about towels again!

Not Jess! jules!

Re Sam and Dan

There is nowt attractive about a man whose face is wider than his overworked thigh.

Yes they did have extroidinarily wides faces.

Wow Jess saying ‘I’m so respectful of the fact you’ve got to go home to Tam’, she is unreal. And Dan is repulsive, just talking about the physical side of things again and wanting to jump all over Jess 🤮

There is nowt attractive about a man whose face is wider than his overworked thigh.

I remember reading a report a few years ago that said that the wider a man's face, the more likely he is to be unfaithful. Testosterone levels or something. Science.

All hail science then sexy time

Although the amount of times that Dan says he is honest, he’s never cheated, is in it purely for love, the man should have a face like an HB pencil...

Billy, Suzie, Sam, Lizzie, Jess, Cyrelle, and Ines all should have failed it Maybe failure of the test is a sure fire way to get on the programme.

I think I'll watch to the end of this series and won't bother in the future. It's so obviously contrived now that it's boring.

They all blatantly know what's going on and have been told not to say anything.

I wonder if the couples like Ning and Mark know they aren't going to last but have agreed to stick it out for the money. Not that there can be much in it if they've got to pay their own bills etc from the money they get for staying.

I have to admit I’ve read all the spoilers now because I feel like I’ve gorged on the show so much it’s made me feel a bit sick, like eating a massive bar of chocolate just for the sake of it!

Bills? As in hotel bills?

@ChristmasSexyTime

There is nowt attractive about a man whose face is wider than his overworked thigh.

I remember reading a report a few years ago that said that the wider a man's face, the more likely he is to be unfaithful. Testosterone levels or something. Science.

If only this was true!

Jess is gorgeous, will forgive the odd clothing ensemble

I used to think she was, but my DS18 keeps saying she's the least attractive one on the show. He says she's got no chin and the rubber lips are just . Once you see it, you can't unsee it
Somebody upthread said she looks like her dad. Now I wouldn't go that far

I meant jules!! Got my names confused. Was talking about the beautiful jules give or take the floral shirt/gold skirt calamity.

Jess was pretty at first but became uglier with her lies and vanity. Yes and her lips seemed to get huger every episode. Oh and Mike did say she was fake, no one ever showed the truth of that. Turns out he was right, but I think he was talking about her lips!

I’ve looked at all their instagrams and Jess is predictably pouty with not much else going on.

Oh, ok. I think Jules is beautiful. I had a look at Jessika's insta too, and I agree. I've looked at a lot of their Instas...it's fun and illuminating
What did you think of Martha's?

Martha, all posing, as expected! Couldn’t believe how much surgery she’d had already!

What has Jess done to her face???? Those lips have got to hurt.

Nice to see that Bronson is living the life after this show.

Don’t think the above are spoilers?

No I don't think they are spoilers eithee.

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/a35489861/married-at-first-sight-australia-gaslighting-s6/

I must say I do think Heidi is sabotaging the relationship and I do think Heidi is right to complain about the towels and that the complaining about the towels is not part of the sabotaging.

Those who are wanting to throw in the towel with season 6 - Season 7 is better!!! So hang on in ther! But only if you want to.