Coronation Street - OMG, will Ray demolish half the street?! Well, obviously not, but let’s wait six months to find out anyway. NO SPOILERS!!!!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

New ’un

Imran is beautiful.

That was wonderful acting.

County lines..

Do you sometimes wonder if the writers ever put all the characters names in a box with the challenge being to come up with a scenario that manages to incorporate whoever comes out, lol.

Well done whoever it was predicted that gails dad would die!!

@JoanWilderbeast

Do you sometimes wonder if the writers ever put all the characters names in a box with the challenge being to come up with a scenario that manages to incorporate whoever comes out, lol.

I think they do a version of that game where they go round the whole class adding a word to the story using the next letter of the alphabet.

We haven’t seen Ray in a while. Is he still in the bedsit?

Gail I don’t care about Grandad!

Poor Simon. I know it’s a stupid, previously done, storyline, but I want to give him a hug.

Johnny looks awful!

Tell your parents Simon ... ye great advice. Ones a alcoholic in hospital the other can’t leave the house because of grief. Excellent idea.

I was just thinking Rita’s hair isn’t as bright as it used to be and then she mentions he red hair! She needs a wee brightener in it. I don’t care if that’s not natural for an 80+ woman!

Ha!! Tracey “I don’t identify as a woman, I am a woman!” She’d fit right in here on feminist board!

I laugh remembering that awful fake cry that Johnny did 😂

Poor Simon.

@Pebbledashery

I laugh remembering that awful fake cry that Johnny did 😂

Poor Simon indeed. No adults really looking out for him.

Oh I don't want this to turn into a depressing story where poor sap Simon ends up in the clink or in a coma.

Give the annoying kid a break!

Simon needs a lottery win not a county lines storyline.

His mate looks like he’s been hit with the same spade that Paul ran into.

There's a reason I don't watch Eastenders. And Corrie is feeling very E'enderish at the mo.

Rita and her massive hair.

Simon is quite odd looking..

Oh Billy and Paul just get back together ffs

Ah I feel sorry for him. He was an adorable munchkin of a kid whereas now he's still very much stuck in the awkward teenage stage.

Mary really couldn't do another TV programme or soap. I literally wouldn't be able to take her seriously.

I miss people getting their hair done at Audrey’s. Could we not see people chatting over hairdos at Maria’s (or is it David’s? I’ve forgotten).