Coronation Street - OMG, will Ray demolish half the street?! Well, obviously not, but let’s wait six months to find out anyway. NO SPOILERS!!!!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

New ’un

So Gail's long lost cousin is the hairdresser who's been sent home from Benidorm as a result of Brexit, so had to take a job as an undertaker. Her mum and son are hairdressers. I guess that explains the luscious locks. Although quite why none of them have ever given her an even remotely trendy hairstyle is anyones guess.

@ZaraCarmichaelshighheels

I’ve been wondering about Ted for a while BeoneBeauty my fantasy Corrie plot line was for him to die and leave Gail his fortune so she could buy back the Platt empire, fill in the sink hole, send Shona to America for radical restorative brain surgery, and for a final flourish, treat the family to a new picture for the front room!

They're fab ideas - hope the writers are taking note!

Emma took Eccles to the vets after Ken went in the retirement home. Dev had raised concerns because she seemed unwell. The vet said she had an inoperable tumour and it was best to put her to sleep. Then Ken turned up and blamed Emma. It was last Spring time. I remember being really annoyed at Ken, for leaving her, then blaming Emma for caring enough. He was horrible to her.

@lollipoprainbow uhhh... no spoilers!!!!

FFS at the spoiler!

Ted is alive until proved otherwise. Same as Ray. And Rick.

I have to know what flat is Ray hiding out in?

And, why Turkey?

Debbie lived in Turkey, so perhaps has contacts there? He can lie low in Istanbul. I actually don't have a clue what Debbie is doing, but she is definitely an evil genius.

I'm not sure she is so clever - if Ray signs his assets over to her (presumably pre-dating his disappearance) then the liability for all the misdoings falls on Debbie?

Yeah I think/hope she’ll snooker herself by her own deviousness.

Yes I thought it funny that Gsil’s dad suddenly got mentioned. All these long lost family members creeping out of the woodwork in a pandemic! None of whom managed to attend their many weddings etc (same for Kev’s sister).

@HollywoodTease

I did wonder, when they did the dog thing with Tim's mum and Evelyn, if the writers have been reading here again and are lining up a friendship between two older, gossipy ladies?

Will they become the new Rita and Mavis, or Audrey and Alma?

Oh - that would be lovely!

We need a bit of light relief characters (proper characters - not just angry eedjits)

@Deadringer

Ray is just missing though, not dead officially? Footballer is only supposed to be about 20 i think so plenty of time left for a career. Aggie is ridiculous the way she goes on, but i wouldn't have Michael, Grace and the baby in that house, they need their own place.

I don't think there's any baby.

I think it's a "wind-egg".

I can’t stand how Gail talks now.

She simpers all the time - it's sick-making.

And she's nothing like an afghan hound - they are wonderful, elegant and highly intelligent dogs. She's like some sort of camelid - but not a nice one.

I watch this with my 13 year DD. She finds Dylan (Shaun’s son) hot.
Finding it hilarious 😂

Blur on in Roy’s Rolls!

Is the comedy aspect them pushing the piano up the stairs

Oh no. Seb, Don’t you dare set your weird eyes on Nina! She is not for you. She has a personality.

This is ridiculous!

Very disjointed indeed

Poor David!

Whats happened i missed the first half

This Carla shite is so cringey!

This is SO predictable

Whose this man with Carla??

I’m bored of Carla and Peter. And this whole Peter storyline.