Black Narcissus

[2Rebecca]

Is going too OTT on the woo and melodrama for my tastes.

A donkey?

Maireas, I do have red lipstick and I'm pretty sure ds1 has some khaki looking shorts or similar

Think I've an old piñata donkey some where so I'll be all set

You can sit in the shower (fully clothed) and pretend it is monsoon season.

Can DS flit in - look moody - and flit out again?

You have it all ellenanora - it’ll be like being there in your front room.

Don’t forget a bell at the tip of the stairs

Anybody got any Black Narcissus perfume? I've got some Febreze, I don't know if it's similar.

Oh now you are showing off maireas!!!

I expect I will be smelling mostly of disappointment. (No donkey, no black narcissus perfume, no manly entity in shorts, no bell) 🩳 🔔

Febreze can cope with feet, frying. Dog, general honk.

Not disappointment

Looking forward to this x

I'm in. Think I'll just have some sausages.

I do live up a hill :helpful:

I text ds about the shorts and he texts back "why, should I be worried" I said I'm on mumsnet and he says "enough said"

Daughter in law to be then texts me and says I've a pair of khaki linen type trousers if they're any good to you

Ds is used to me complaining wildly and very often to him when I'm on the masterchef threads, he hates Gregg too.

Oh yes we'll have to have sausages TellingBone

Oooh I say:

yesterdaysperfume.typepad.com/yesterdays_perfume/2009/10/narcisse-noir-by-caron-1911.html

I can't stand that Gregg!!! Stuffing his gob in that show. Master chef is unwatchable when he's anywhere near it. I caught a couple of episodes where he wasn't.

Gregg Wallace wasn't in Black Narcissus, was he? Tasting the sausages? That man gets everywhere!

Ah come on now... did ye miss him maireas ?

He was in a nun outfit.

That nun didn’t fall. She was pushed from the bell tower.

She gave him a lumpy mash, overcooked fish with uncrispy skin and the pud stuck to his spoon and he could quite get at it with his scrapey spoon motion.

The man is a menace.

He was also the donkey ‘Katherine’ was riding just before the rains came

He insisted on the costume change.

😂 😂 😂 😂
Now it all makes sense!

Now it all makes sense!

Yup - he was that M&M in that advert too. There is a little jutting jaw in that spherical coupon.

The man gets around.

Just to say that for those who have not seen Powell & Pressburger's film of this, it's on BBC 2 tomorrow afternoon

And Greg Wallace is not in this one.

StellaRockafeller that's what we're talking about! Among other things
Join us in red lipstick, khaki shorts and a wimple. Sausages not obligatory.

sausages not obligatory

Neither is Greg.