Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

[Italiangreyhound]

Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

Oops I got the name wrong as well, I also meant Heidi’s husband above!

Turns out we weren't wrong, Garby, there are two Mikes!

Mick had the crap Instagram question. Sadly, I think her overreaction means yea, she may be! I think he touched a nerve.

She said ask me anything didn't she?

Mike is married to Heidi and Nike made the real mistake of trying to shut Heidi up when she was talking about her tough childhood. Twat!

Oh poor Nic. What a hard thing to go through.

Cerrill is amazing. What a woman.

Loving it. Cameron is gorgeous - really hope he and Jules make it.
I thought that Jessica with a k - the Insta girl - wasn’t a good match to begin with but she is just as coarse as her husband. 100% in it for the Likes. It’s all a pretence

If anyone had the chance to switch any couples around, just with the couple's we know about, who would you switch?

Really like Jules and Cameron.

How could someone get bored when the other person is talking about their heart breaking childhood (for the first time!)? He really doesn't ask her any questions at all.

Thought it was quite telling with the other Mick that she didn't actually answer the question re Insta. Not sure how he thought that question would ever go well though! Feel that it was devised by the producers. Otherwise he might have said something a bit less confrontational

I think Ning and husband should quit - he must feel v rejected and the situation is not bringing out the best in him. I am a single parent and I just don't get how anyone with young kids could go on the programme.

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If anyone had the chance to switch any couples around, just with the couple's we know about, who would you switch?

The Instagram woman and the 44 year old 6 pack man. They’d massage each other’s egos.

FAQs well personally yes those couples but not that exact match

Two other couples as well.

I think Heidi and Dino would be lovely together as they are quite deep, intense characters.

Destinysdaughter bingo! Just what I was thinking.

I find Mike v v unattractive tbh. He reminds me of Jason Statham, a macho man type. Much prefer Dino or Cam, cute, kind and soft ( both have quite hot bods tho)😁

I wonder if there will be any wifeswapping this time?

Can't wait!!

Even though I’ve already watched this season I’m loving reading this thread to see your reactions! I might have to watch it again...

Love Jules and Cam. They sparkled together. The first dance was beautiful.

Cyrell and Nic - I wasn’t sure after he outed the quiet dude but I thought he held his own with the angry brother and I loved him sliding onto her sweaty paws to calm her.

Melissa and the lateness and the possible forgotten wedding dress? Nah. That would annoy me. Dino is marginally less annoying. But he has a fantastic nose. And he is gentle. And gentlemanly. I like that. Just not all the yap.

And I love that he kissed the horse.

Mick and Jessika. Hmmm. The snipey maids I could have done without. Rude. I’m not fond of his gobby best man either. But. I like the idea of the dogs and the sheep and the chooks.

Where was her mum? I missed that.

The thugginess undertones? Nah. I’m all for protective. But. I Hate the threat of violence stance.

Yes the speech would have curled my toes all the way up to my knees but she wasn’t marrying the best man. (I’m scottish and ex forces and I’ve heard some curlers too in my time - I didn’t see any thuggery though)

I reckon she’ll have a side... you don’t grow up in a family like that without a bit of it rubbing off.

I’m not sure about Heidi’s Mike. I like her but he is like Grattans Mike (showing my age) - all about the clubby book imagery. He is a smugger.

Her hair is beautiful and so is she. I’d have liked her to have been matched with someone who wasn’t all about him.

And I’d be wearing a frock with enough stretch to wee.

Ning seems terribly fragile bless her.
I think Mark would be good for her but at the moment it seems like very very laboured and she is coming across as very haaaaard work. She doesn’t seem to be a lady for moving. A bit like her coupon. Maybe that is why I am struggling - I can’t read her.

Folk don’t get my humour sometimes but please god I’m not like that.

I’m glad she unbristled herself towards the end of the reception. I hope she lets him in. I hope he gives her time. I think there is a good lass in there for him. I hope so anyway.

Laughed at the natural look! With 5ft lashes on!!

But that is this little binge done with. The clip with clubby book Mike and the therapist comment will have to wait.

Catching up now. Boxer dad creeps me out. His wife moved across the country to get away from him and she’s going on about being a daddy’s girl even though they haven’t spoken in years. Plus the creepy brother with the shit neck tattoos. Run away farmer boy!

Dino reminds me of Troy and I’m loving it. Also, I need to learn to apply makeup better because his bride had quite the transformation. Wow.

I agree that those with younger kids shouldn’t be on the show. How much would that mess you up as a kid.

I didn’t get the daddy’s girl stuff either and the loveyouloveyous.

I have an itch about that one.

Yup, the daddy's girl stuff sounds like Ishoos.

For some reason, I'm waiting for Dino to show a dark side. He smiles and says nice things but he's a bit of a steamroller and he's so convinced his way is right.

Really want Jules and Cam to work, just hope they are not this years Telv and Sarah who fell in love v quickly then ended up with restraining orders!
Ming is just horrible, he will be dancing to her tune forever,

( hate when they use that word ..pash?!! ) one minute all sweetness then next minute sniping at him , he doesn’t know where he is, strange strange woman.

Think Heidi and Dino might have been good she’s got lots of stuff she wants to talk about/ express feelings about and he seems a good listener and a lot kinder than, I just love me Mike.

"I loved him sliding onto her sweaty paws to calm her." What was that SheldonesqueIsUnwell

And

"She doesn’t seem to be a lady for moving. A bit like her coupon" translation please

"Where was her mum? I missed that." I think there is a story there. She reconnected with her dad in the last 5 years or so; having not grown up with him

I kind of hope Heidi and Dino gravitate towards each other. But who would get Melissa and Mike! They don't go together!! I have other ideas!!

The bit on the beach when he shut her talking about something personal down reminded me of my dh. He cannot deal with emotional stuff so will pretend it isn’t happening. He doesn’t have a six pack though, more of a party seven, one for the olds . He knows he screwed up, it’ll be interesting to see if he tries harder to understand her or tries harder to not look like an arse.