So the honeymoon one was interesting.
The way Heidi was stroking Mike I reckon the deed was done on the wedding night.
Remember alan partridge? You’re about an inch away or something from my gland - your little finger just touched it - that sort of thing.
I find it hard that you’d be all touch like that if you hadn’t done more before.
He bloody duffed it on the beach. I too can drift but that was clearly important to her and he could’ve just let her speak.
I think she is liking the idea of clubbybook Mike more than actual clubbybook Mike. A beyootiful body does not a necessarily a nice husband make.
Cam is a peach. I still like Jules too. I do hope we are not marching down the same aisle as Telv and Sarah though. I’d be disappointed.
Melissa is too frantic and Dino is too zen. But I like their happiness in their oddness too. As said before I like the spiritual, just not the constant yap. I’ve just started meditating. Melissa needs to start off with shallow stuff initially. He is going well deep. Do they do zen for dummies? It might help me too!
Had to laugh at Jessika saying Nick was a bit rough the edges. Pot and kettle. You might look Downton abbey. You know fine you are Shameless.
I think he was right to ask that question. I wondered it too. You live life in the moment - not on screen.
And he was right - she forgot about it quick enough. Scared of the mask slipping too long for the image?
And I didn’t buy the Ning pash either. Who has a problem with yay when they say pash?
Anyhoo. That looked for the benefit of the camera that frenetic wiping. If I move like this it is sexy. If I hold like this it will look sexy. For me? It looked like a typical caricature of some women from that part of the world. An insult.
Not cool. Not fair. Not sexy. Very much me wipe you long time.