Coronation Street - Yasmeen’s free and Year 61 starts here! NO SPOILERS - and don’t mention Izzy!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

In case she comes back!

Bright and shiny new thread to mark Corrie’s next decade

@IamHyouweegobshite

Omg worse dream ever alert! I was on my drive and Ray came running out of my house in his dressing gown, which then proceeded to come undone and he was wearing y fronts. Urghhh I woke up thinking we'll thank God he had pants on! Grim.

I actually want to hug you and make you a cup of hot sweet tea after hearing this! You poor thing! That wasn’t a dream! Nightmare!

Is it just me, or does Elaine talk like a self-help book? Is it meant to be because she’s done loads of research into coercive control and is now fluent in therapy-speak?

I had forgotten Maria had been in prison. Most of the street have been though so it isn't that weird

There was a great moment years back when Gail was on remand and ended up as Tracy’s cellmate. Deirdre was having her hair done by Audrey, and Natasha piped up ‘Int it funny both your daughters being in prison?’ Then she turned to her client and said ‘And YOUR daughter’s in prison too, isn’t she, Mrs Armstrong?’ ‘Secure psychiatric unit’, she replied, happily nodding along.

I just came on to say exactly what @bluebellbike said, it was Faye!

@MaliceOrgan

Daniel is pissing me off more than normal. He is being SO sanctimonious yet he has also slept with Carla and tried to kill Ken (not to mention stealing money from Geoff and the whole cardigan thing).

I had forgotten Maria had been in prison. Most of the street have been though so it isn't that weird (Deirdre,Tracey, Steve, Steve's dad, Abi, Sally, Gail?, David, Peter?, Jenny for kidnap? Robert, Leanne? Weirdnose Paul, didn't even bloody Izzy get locked up for being a stoner? Yasmeen, surely Fizz just for being Fizz)

Wondered where Bertie was when he had so much time to nosey around.

So bored yesterday and couldn't care less about watching. At least Geoff made it interesting

Perhaps he could be like Jacob Marley and haunt Ray to change his ways

@EdwardCullensBiteOnTheSide

I just came on to say exactly what *@bluebellbike* said, it was Faye!

Beth had Bertie and he "couldn't sleep" hence the early morning noseying about

Thanks, it was so dull I zoned out

Married to sean Bean????!!!@how?
In my life I have only known one woman whose daughter was in prison, although it was as an accomplice to an armed robbery then the person being robbed died
So it became murder.
The mum was really nice, her dd had a horrible boyfriend.
But on Corrie its everyone.

Hello 👋 x

@eggandonion

Married to sean Bean????!!!**@how**? In my life I have only known one woman whose daughter was in prison, although it was as an accomplice to an armed robbery then the person being robbed died So it became murder. The mum was really nice, her dd had a horrible boyfriend. But on Corrie its everyone.

Cathy and Boromir were at RADA together.

Back in the day

I would NEVER have thought she was younger than him! I expected to look them up and see a huge age difference the opposite way. Never thought he was 61!

She is in her sixties in my head. Sean is about 45. Realistically I like to think of myself as 45 too.

@Bluebellbike

I think Faye Clobbered Adam. Mistaken identity. She thought it was Ray.

Me too

Faye, good shout! Poor Faye needs comforting by Craig.

I really don't see how anyone could mistake Adam for Ray. Adam is about a foot shorter than Ray and has dark hair, while Ray is pure grey. Even sitting down with his face covered, there is no similarity between them. Anything can happen in Corrie though tbf.

How is the cafe and the bistro still open?

Gary's hair

Gary had to marry a hairdresser to keep his hair like that. It must need attention at least every week.

Gary and Maria must have the least chemistry of a tv couple ever. Why are they together?

But are either of them capable of chemistry with anyone? Better off together, I reckon!

Oh yes that’s a good point!

Gary chemistry: "Come on, babe. Ya know ya luv me, yeah?"

Maria chemistry: "I luv ya sooo much. Ya know that, right?"

Zzzzzzzzzzz

With every partner, ever, ad nauseam.

Now I know it's shit scriptwriting, but imagine those lines being delivered by Robert de Niro and Tyne Daly.

Or Gary Oldman and Kathy Burke.

They'd probably make it electric.

In fact I'd take Newman and Baddiel doing the History Today professors as a Christmas treat, reciting Gary and Maria's lines, and Anna Windass walks past, and Maria says ... that's your mum that is.

They were very nasty old professors, weren't they.
To be honest the digressions on this thread are better than the professional drama of coronation street.