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SCD '20 #9: GOAT (Greatest Of All Threads, or GO Away Tens)

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 28/11/2020 19:51

You decide.

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FuzzyPuffling · 03/12/2020 19:50

'Scuse me...just check out the guardianship of the Predicting Octopus! (Happy to lend her to Schady though!) Or anyone else who wants a glittery, eight tentacled, rum n black drinker

FuzzyPuffling · 03/12/2020 19:51

If you're not careful I'll bring the Cute Puffin back too!
(another thread mascot for those who want to know)
And we had a hamster too.

Those were the days!

Maireas · 03/12/2020 19:52

I can look after her. I have ta charming soar bedroom with a view of woodland.

Maireas · 03/12/2020 19:53

What the hell???? A charming spare bedroom. Ye gods. Bloody autocarrot.

TheLadyOfShallnott · 03/12/2020 19:54

Have I fostered out your octopus without your knowledge fuzzy ?

I am deeply sorry. I just knew there was one and thought it was schadey’s.

I’m all confused and I’m sprouting a tentacle and I don’t know who I am any more.

Sorry sorry sorry. Someone put me right before I pass an ink cloud and disappear forever ...

FuzzyPuffling · 03/12/2020 19:54

I've popped her on the train to you Maireas. (in a mask of course) Make sure you have a shed load of oysters and vodka.

FuzzyPuffling · 03/12/2020 19:55

Don't worry shallnott She belongs to the thread really!

Maireas · 03/12/2020 19:56

On it. The husband has gone to Waitrose and I'm on my way to the station.

Maireas · 03/12/2020 19:57

The 20.17 with the dining car, right? First Class at the front of the train?

TheLadyOfShallnott · 03/12/2020 19:59

I shall send a stash of rum to maireas. Tis the least I can do.

I might have to retain a couple of oysters. I’m fond of one or two of them 🦪 🦪

Sorry fuzzy. Blush

Bluffinwithmymuffin · 03/12/2020 20:02

Bit disappointed about the 🐙 being female. I was absolutely convinced she was a he, don’t know why... or why it matters sniffs~

Maireas · 03/12/2020 20:02

Thanks for the rum, Lady. I didn't expect it to be that dark stuff the Royal Navy used to dole out.
The train is due soon, but I'm a bit worried, I've only got a Fiat 500 and had to park it in the multi storey.

FuzzyPuffling · 03/12/2020 20:15

That's the one Maireas. She'll wave at you when she's pulling into the station so you know it's her and not some random octopus imposter
She's happy to cling to you car roof and wave at passers by.

Bluffin she's always been a girl. I promise you.

DigOutThoseLemonHandWipes · 03/12/2020 20:20

@FuzzyPuffling does she identify as a she?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 20:22

@FuzzyPuffling

'Scuse me...just check out the guardianship of the Predicting Octopus! (Happy to lend her to Schady though!) Or anyone else who wants a glittery, eight tentacled, rum n black drinker
Nononono!

She's very happy with you. She just came round to mine for a few snacks and a bit of prophesy.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/12/2020 20:23

@FuzzyPuffling

If you're not careful I'll bring the Cute Puffin back too! (another thread mascot for those who want to know) And we had a hamster too.

Those were the days!

They were a delight!
FuzzyPuffling · 03/12/2020 20:34

DigOut definitely a girl. Definitely identifies as a girl. She's very clear on that matter.

Bluffinwithmymuffin · 03/12/2020 20:35

Today 20:22 SchadenfreudePersonified
....She just came round to mine for a few snacks and a bit of prophesy...

So ask her who’s going this weekend, Ranvir or Biscuits...

Maireas · 03/12/2020 20:43

She was quite comfy in the front seat, and has been admiring the Christmas lights. She's watching Mastermind on catch up and has predicted the winner.

TheLadyOfShallnott · 03/12/2020 20:45

And think of the bedtime bosie you will get tonight maireas

Biggest cuddle ever 😊

iklboo · 03/12/2020 21:32

Don't make us get the Mumsnet bat out!

TheLadyOfShallnott · 03/12/2020 21:35

Here batty batty batty 🦇

Maireas · 03/12/2020 21:51

How many rum n blacks does she get through? I'm having a flashback to Freshers Week at university back in the day.

iklboo · 03/12/2020 21:51

Here he comes.....no he does not look like Gio

SCD '20 #9: GOAT (Greatest Of All Threads, or GO Away Tens)
TheLadyOfShallnott · 03/12/2020 22:20

Ah. MN bat back in da hoose.

I shall sleep soundly Smile

And I would imagine at least 8 Maireas. One for each little arm.

Do not try to keep up. That way madness lies 🍹