SCD '20 #9: GOAT (Greatest Of All Threads, or GO Away Tens)

[PolkadotsAndMoonbeams]

You decide.

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Schady please note I didn't swear but those clothes make me want to swear a lot

Yourself-control is impressive.

How do you get a little octopus in your posts, Shallnott?

It is on my little emoticon thingies on my phone. Will it copy and paste for you schadey? 🐙

You will know I’m not very savvy tech wise now

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And the tell-all squid for your delectation😊

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TheLadyOfShallnott

How clever of it to be so fashion forward.
It could have tried to morph itself into a giant hand which would have looked very wrong...

Truly a master of disguise. Perhaps Motsi will be wearing him on Saturday night.... Tess even. His specialty could well be little black dresses with one shoulder missing.

I think the octopus will not be fashioning its little self into a one shouldered frock but will be furiously trying to morph into the missing sleeves.

If vicky giggles was in charge od his little costumes, he’s no doubt and up with only four little tentacle coverings.

The outrage 🐙

What the chuff is an od? OF.

And he’d. Not he’s.

I’ve just come in from outside and it be about -4 🥶

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IT WILL!

You are a GENIUS, ShallNott.

A GENIUS!!!

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Only one teeny tiny fly in the ointment . . . suddenly the purple octopus is pasting as the pinkish one above - I have no idea why. It worked first time . . . and I still get an octopus . . . and a squid.

I will not look this gift horse in the mouth.

Is a girl octopus Shallnott

Its a girl? Sorree. I wasn’t thinking.

I noticed my pink octo turned purple. That was magic dust from notpool.

You can read into that what you will.

which means I’ve no idea how it went pink then purple then pink

Scd 2020

Schadey’s octopus takes a bow and has an octopus’s garden thanks to cgi.

Will that do for a new thread title @PolkadotsAndMoonbeams?

Blimey Johannes is better at applying make up than most women! 😂

Oops sorry. Forgot that there was a suggestion of a no vowels title.

tugging my straggly forelock

Is it just me or did JoJo look a bit like Oti then??

@Sunbird24

Is it just me or did JoJo look a bit like Oti then??

Often thought this, there's a certain camera angle

He would beat me on the make up front butterfly

Imagine Ada of Cissie and Ada and the swipe of sunday/going out lippy and wallop of rouge.

That is me. Truly. And not just the make up either.

My goodness. Nancy is STUNNING.

I might look like the sole of a well worn shoe but I can appreciate beauty when I see it.

I might be a bit jel. Just a wee bit.

And anyone who doesn’t automatically start shoogling to hot stuff (or does the queue dance to it) wants to drink a pint of sequins.

If Vicky giggles was in charge od his little costumes, he’s no doubt and up with only four little tentacle coverings
And an arse cape if she is dancing CC with Nvwls.

Vicky giggles would probably put her in two pairs of sparkly tights (got the octosex wrong) and an arse cape 🤣

And if Johannes was in charge of the make up, with the liner and lashes she’d look gawjuss 😍

Loving the lock of measie’s frock.

I will be working this weekend so won’t see it live. Gutted.

Writes stern letter to Lady B'Stard's employer