SCD '20 #6: Have no fear, Judge Anton's here!

[PolkadotsAndMoonbeams]

I'm a bit worried we'll run out the other thread tonight, and it'll be too fast-paced for me to get a new one going during the show, so I'm getting prepared early!

Feel free to place mark or watch this thread, but head back to the previous thread for the moment, and we can move across later.

She wouldn’t like my feet either. They are grim.

I love that rumba video CaveMum. It's all about the feeling and emotion rather than flashiness.

See, I think she'd like mine - long and thin with slender ankles. I mean it all goes wrong above the knee and I can't dance, but my feet would be exquisite 🤣

Rumbas are so hard arnt they?
Nearly every celeb struggles with them even if it turns out ok. (Unless your Debbie McGee with her long leg pose which has a fancy name I can't remember)

I am well jel soupdragon

I have square feet. With stunted toes. And a bit of webbing. I couldn’t ever go on strictly and wear a sandal. Folk would cowk.

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque

I am well jel soupdragon

I have square feet. With stunted toes. And a bit of webbing. I couldn’t ever go on strictly and wear a sandal. Folk would cowk.

😂😂😂

I cannot wear heels of any description so I wouldn't do this show at all! How they dance in them is amazing. I can't stand up in them. Glad I'm not a celeb !
(the jungle in dessert boots is more my thing! )

And my ankle looks like a joint on a 12ft folding table.

People think I have fat ankles and I actually don’t. They are just huge and blocky.

@the80sweregreat

Rumbas are so hard arnt they? Nearly every celeb struggles with them even if it turns out ok. (Unless your Debbie McGee with her long leg pose which has a fancy name I can't remember)

It’s a developpe and Debbie McGee was just beautiful at that rhumba

I'm imagining your dessert boots, 80s with cream and custard!
MajorSheldonBstard stop that now! 😂 😂 😂

Devloppé, the80s?

My feet are lovely, lots of dance teachers have said so. Sadly it's often followed by a "but" when they start looking higher up!

There are lots of online dance competitions at the moment where you submit videos. Sadly, there are no categories for "below the knee solo cha cha".

And Craig would have a purple tantrum with my hands. They are like my feet.

On the daintiest wrists that you will ever see.

Someone had a right laugh when they made me.

I have thankles. And thalves.

And my thighs are the size of someone’s waist. I want to call them wankles but that sounds all wrong.

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The demo video that tugs at my heart strings is this one. Just a basic Waltz, but so beautiful. Truly shows the swing and sway aspects that are all too often missing/overlooked in the Strictly celebs. You don’t just dance the right footwork, it needs to float across the floor as well.

But they are probably waighs.

Pronounced ‘whys’ in a distressing wail.

cavemum

You’d better get knitting some tissues. (Bulbous dripping nose) I’m off again.

The pure elegance of that. I was transfixed 😢

Today 12:40 stillsomewhatsheldonesque

I despair about Botox and fillers and ‘work’ on anyone under 40.

I hate the generic sex doll look that some aspire to.

And what happens later in life? They are going to look like melted altar candles.

It is so sad.

It is. Very. Some mistakes you can’t put right and by the time they realise this it’ll be too late.

@CaveMum that is truly gorgeous! So elegant. We don't seem to see the swing and sway anymore since len left

@the80sweregreat

My friends daughter (19) is gorgeous but she is often going on about Botox or lip fillers or boob jobs etc. her mum despairs at her. It's all pressure on them ? Sad really.

My Dd has just turned 16 and she sometimes mentions having "work" done. I've started sending this every time she does in an attempt to shock her out of it. i.redd.it/vhh3yp6tgki31.jpg

stillsomewhatsheldonesque
People think I have fat ankles and I actually don’t. They are just huge and blocky. angry

I can’t believe people are rude enough to tell you what they think about your ankles, Sheldon. Who are these cheeky f**s?!

TV programme crossover here, but the end of Caitlin Jenner's nose on the I'm A Celeb show this week would be enough to put me off plastic surgery. It looked like it was dying.

When I was a mouse and not such a gobshite, I actually let the naysayers feel for the fat.

I should have charged.

When I was in the RAF (and had to get to 7.5 stone when I was really more like 10) they looked like my knees had fallen down.

They are hideous.

Dessert boots! 😂
Desert rather! Always was crap at spelling !
Sorry

No need to apologise, the80s, I quite like the idea of dessert boots.

[quote CaveMum]@SchadenfreudePersonified I think I posted a video of Shirley dancing a Rumba with an overweight middle aged man (who was ectually an ex-champion himself!). Was it that video?[/quote]
It may have been Cavemum - I know I commented on how flexible he was for his age/size and whoever posted it said that he was a professional/champion. I didn't remember Shirley being his partner, but I probably forgot that because I was so impressed with him

Do you still have it?

Oh - you've posted it! Brilliant - I'll watch it now.