Max and Red
You might’ve been buzzing darling but Jay won’t be quaking in his boots. It wasn’t bad for a second dance but you’d a hard act to follow I think. And any Glee ringerisms have been suitably quelled.
I also think that the choreography could’ve been better. But buzzing for me? Not really. More bee than womanizer. (Not that I’ve got such an item)
Clara and Al
I quite liked that and to see that as a repeat dance with more dance behind them would be amazing. Unfortunate with the malfunction - but she coped well. And I thought she looked beautiful.
Bill and Oti
I ruddy loved the birds. And I adore Bill. My budgie used to have my lip off. I loved her.
Anyway. I wasn’t jazzed with the music but I loved the daunce. And love Bill. Lovely stuff. Joyous. Oti’s outfit wasn’t grand but she is gorgeous so can carry it. Loveitloveitloveit. Kiss him Shirl. I would. 😉. Who knew that strapping him to a cross would be such a bonus?
Yes I know QS is my favourite but I loved that. Did I say?
JJ and Ames
Did something go a bit wonk when they were on the podium? I might have been missing something. There was no danger, aggression, moody broodiness. The capeage was ok but I felt it was a gentle version and I showed more aggression getting the right boot off a woman in Next after she nicked it out of my sale basket. Again, maybe the dance wasn’t as well choreographed as it could’ve been.
I do like him though.
Biscuits and the quite frankly gorgeous Karen
It was a relief that I couldn’t see his veg. I’ve had a bit of a problem with him dancing in Pretty Pollys - but at least they aren’t american tan. I like his dance, he had moments of looking a bit ungainly but it wasn’t half bad. Like Max, I wish he’d shut his mouth and not leave his bottom jaw somewhere by his calves. He is a hole on mic but I’m liking him here. His mam is very young looking. I don’t think he will need to beg. And Karen’s frock would have been divine without the epaulettey fringes things.
Maisie and pgorky
Is there talk of a romance with the vowel thief? Do they go like the clappers? what with them being Ringahs and all
The dance was dingydingyringypealydongdingdong. An exceptional dancer said Craig. You say exceptional, I say well trained. Potato potattto.
Tone and Jacqui
Ah. Jesus.
She didn’t look useless. She looked bloody terrified. Motsi saw joy. I saw abject terror. Bloody cruel having the saaaawmbaaar.
The swing, feather and fountain distraction.
Bye. And that is a shame. Maybe biscuits could beg on their behalf.
Vowel thief and Janette
Attack the VW? Grrrr. Or should that have been Grrrrrrrringa?
Janette looked stunning.
Morsi said diamond in’t sky. More like a ruddy great bell in the belfry.
And ringing the nan bell.
I think I once changed a nappy the colour of that suit...
Ranvir and JoeV
I hated the song and the frock and she went wrong. But I think she has the ability to be fabulous. It is a pity it went a bit wrong today. But stay in as I think they could go far.
Kissy and Nicole
Ah. The couple choice was way too early. I admire the lass for what she has achieved. I do. But I felt nowt during that dance. Nowt.
Now I know I know nothing but I want to feel things. And I didn’t. It is as well she has a fab smile. It made up for the lack of mine.
Tess might have got goosebumps. I didn’t. My heart melted more when the parrot chewed Bill’s ear. 💓
CQ and Johannes
Love them. But something was wrong with it tonight. Something off with the arms in hold? Just me? I expected to be wowed and I felt flat. What a shame.
Shirl is right. Let go love. Lose yourself in the lovely Johannes. I love you two. C’mon.
Jase and lube
Was it a good dance? I’ve no idea. My eyeballs fried. Who the chuff thought that was a good colour?
Luba missed a trick there. Great song but no hips and stompiness do not a samba make. He has it in him.
Well I think he has. I can’t see it at the moment. I can’t see at all.
Ps I’ve fast forwarded everything but the dances bar a minute or two and a bit of the judges as I had to nip out. If a sob story has been put out there and I’ve missed it, I’m sorry.
But I’ve gone purist and just done the dances.
I’ll be fast forwarding through their ‘turn’ tomorrow. Nuff said. I have no need for fat thighs when I have me own. Ahem.
There. All done. X