I need new specs. But I ain’t going to be able to rock them so spectacularly as Nat and Zo. Less glammy strictly belles - more reg holdsworth. It is what it is.
If I could get a ‘love you’ from Johannes I’d die a happy woman. The Yes would need to be from Artem. But that would have to be between me, him and some 15 year old elastic.
I’m looking forward to the lovely paso music. Hurrah. Love Johannes. I can’t help it. Love him 💓
Biscuits was Very funny. I am currently not loving his judginess on mic so he has a bit of winning over to do for me. But he really made me laugh so fair play.
Karen is properly gorgeous. And funny too. I didn’t warm to her years back when she was part of the gurning twins but I love her now.
I would look like a crab doing the smooth. I’m more crabby than Scott. Seriously. Not just dancey wise either.
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And my raging prawn came out at Niggler and that advert. Sake. I have the proper jels when it comes to her beauty.
So I’ll bid ye adieu and will go away to drool over my mash and suck my pork and bramleys while fluttering my sparse eyelashes.
Not quite the same.
I’ll stick to being a crab.