I wasn’t going to watch and then yesterday got stuck doing things where I could have MAFS on in the background and got up to the first dinner party 
I’m going to get everyone’s names wrong though - someone did a great list on the past thread of all the couples! That was so helpful.
So we’ve got Baldy Prat who is utterly self centred and arrogant, matched with beach hair woman who has had a really difficult upbringing. She deserves better but they’ll probably have good sex.
Melissa either has ADHD or fast cycling bipolar or something similar. Often when she’s being manic her eyes look like she wants to cry. She needs proper help. She’s a self sabotager. Dino seems really nice but whilst I love meditating I have no time for finding everything deep and meaningful. They won’t last
And our virgin! Is it Matthew? You can have my very first armchair diagnosis of autism. He is so like a friend of mine - utterly lovely and empathetic, but his social anxiety causes him so many issues. He is my favourite and his partner... can’t remember her name, is so nice. I think they might last!
The loud one with the unfortunate brother and the man who had tisticle cincer might go the distance. They seem a good match for each other.
Love our short cricketer and redhead! They’re just adorable and I foresee blue skies and many short cricketing babies in their future.
Italian slick hair man and his enormous-familied wife are promising. Though I suspect he is nicer than her.
And then poor old Mick who I thought at first was a simple man, but is actually a comedic and linguistic genius. His insta-wife is a huge disappointment. I want to know what the story is with her mum who raised her and why she thinks her dad who she only recently met, is the best guy ever. Major daddy issues there
And then there’s our surprisingly lovely ex stripper and the complicated Ines. I think she is the most vulnerable of all the women there. Any stress and she goes on the attack. She has so many communication issues and possible attachment disorders that I think having her on is particularly immoral.
Who have I missed? Oh yes Sam and his glam wife. He can’t stand her, I can’t stand him, she needs to tone it all down or find someone equally as in your face as she is. Sam is not it. He wants someone to see past his superficial exterior, but some people are only skin deep and he is one of them. It’s going to end badly and soon unless they both fight to stay on. He’s there to get fame
I think that’s all of them. Maybe.