Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

Just started. I had a power cut. Wtf. Are my eyes deceiving me.

Is old Sean even there??? I've not spotted him.

He was at the very bottom of the table - there seemed to be conversation around him, but he didn't appear to be any part of it. He looked thoroughly fed up. I don't think people were deliberately ignoring him - he just isn't noticeable - he is a nonentity. Jo obviously left at the same time as her, but has made an impact on the group - she was chatting away happily whenever I noticed her.

So - unbelievable romances - Old Sean and Anyone-At-All? He's far from charismatic - I doubt anyone would want to bother with him.

Gosh, spoilers aplenty here!!

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*Jo left at the same time as him, not her

I am most gobsmacked by the pair with (the Aussie equivalent of) restraining orders!

OMG what an episode !, we nearly fell off the couch Carly and Troy?? I can totally understand Ashley’s ,response they could have told her, and it was totally inconsiderate not to let her know beforehand. Troys an idiot but Carly should have thought of her as she was supposed to be a friend. They seem v happy but would never have put them together!
Yes I Too loved the yeah send me a quote reply back to Justin put him in his place!
Really trying not to use the hate word but I totally dislike Davina, nasty nasty woman.
Also Sean and Tracy ? Takes a lot when I saw where Dean was coming from, tonight . Is Tracy just stirring things up saying Dean was texting her to make Sean jealous ? Sean’s gone a bit serial killer look, so I’m just not sure at all about him! Tracy was very evasive when Sean was questioning her there’s more to this story obviously. What another cracking episode!

So Davina gave Dean a hard time, said she was only interested as he was the best of a bad lot, but then when talking in her own she said she still fancied him.

I seriously love Ryan, he's cute AF but then his sarcastic humour just makes me 😍

Yes really hoped Ryan and Alicia might get together, they are both lovely people.

@MarkRuffaloCrumble

Ryan ruining his sex appeal by eating with his mouth open

I think I could get over it or train him out of it 😍😍

An open mouth eater is a deal breaker for me. And any accompanying noise just gives me this face ➡️

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According to her book Melissa was dating someone she really liked in real life just before the show, broke up with him to go on the show and I think got back with him shortly afterwards. I don’t think her heart was ever fully in it with NPJ.

Definitely weird/horrific watching Troy and Carly pash.

I thought Ash overreacted. She didn’t want Troy, so why was she so bothered?

Ash never showed any interest in Troy so really don't know why she's that bothered but it would have been the right thing to tell her.

What is it with the men in this series ? They’re always ironing - starts nearly every scene .

Surely not Old Sean and Nasser???

Think Blair dodged a bullet. Sean is scary.

I can’t believe the Sean/Tracey pairing at all - seems it is just for publicity.

Those of you who promised a shocker of an episode tonight; you didn't disappoint! Wowsers. I'm not buying Tracey and Sean. There's something off there. I still keep expecting them to reveal that Sean was born female.
While I agree that DaviNA was awful, I kind of get her point about Tracey talking to her about Dean. We've just finished watching so it's still all quite recent for us but this dinner party was (what? 6 weeks? 3 months?) further down the line, so pulling DaviNA to one side to talk about Dean probably felt odd and unnecessary.

Sorry didnt see that about old Sean before I posted.
God, at this rate anything could happen. The big shock in the final episode? my guess is Ryan and the blonde lady ixpert get it on.

Sean and Gabs? Nooooo!

So, in light of what's happened, I think they should just put the lot of them in a room with tons of booze and let them sort out their own partners. It would be at least as successful as the so called experts' matches!

@WitchesNStuff

Ash never showed any interest in Troy so really don't know why she's that bothered but it would have been the right thing to tell her.

True but I still think she overreacted.

OMG Charlene and Matt (rumoured anyhow)!

@Destinysdaughter

Sean and Gabs? Nooooo!

Yeeeeesssss!