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Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 12:56

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2020 20:41

DaviNA's loving all of this despite the "Oh sh*t" comment

I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of letting her think she'd had that much power.

SHE DOESN'T CARE, TRACEY!

Patronising witch!

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minty133 · 21/09/2020 20:42

Pass the sick bucket Confused

LewisFan · 21/09/2020 20:42

OMG that is the most sensible thing Justin has ever said Grin

MarkRuffaloCrumble · 21/09/2020 20:43

@LewisFan

OMG that is the most sensible thing Justin has ever said Grin
What was that? I missed it while reading this!
LewisFan · 21/09/2020 20:44

@MarkRuffaloCrumble

[quote LewisFan]
OMG that is the most sensible thing Justin has ever said Grin

What was that? I missed it while reading this![/quote]
he told Ash to breathe and not let them know its getting to her, then tried to make her laugh

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2020 20:44

DaviNA has plenty of insight - she knows fine well what she's doing. She just doesn't give a monkey's as long as she is the centre of attention.

The worst thing for her would have been if Tracey hadn't even acknowledged that there'd been a problem with her. She would have hated that!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2020 20:46

DaviNA's lips are just like Michael Portillo's - like two lumps of undercooked liver.

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MarkRuffaloCrumble · 21/09/2020 20:46

Oh god Davina you twat!

LewisFan · 21/09/2020 20:46

@SchadenfreudePersonified

DaviNA has plenty of insight - she knows fine well what she's doing. She just doesn't give a monkey's as long as she is the centre of attention.

The worst thing for her would have been if Tracey hadn't even acknowledged that there'd been a problem with her. She would have hated that!

Yes! That would be the way I would play it with her. It'd drive her absolutely out of her mind.
SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2020 20:47

Well - he's harassing her now, isn't he?

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MarkRuffaloCrumble · 21/09/2020 20:47

Who’s going to apply for the UK version then?!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2020 20:48

I notice that Old Sean is stuck on the end and no-one seems to be speaking to him

Why are they all letting DaviNA work them with her foot like load of puppets?

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LewisFan · 21/09/2020 20:48

this ad drives me insane. It got stuck on a loop last night online and I nearly lost the will !(the poem one)

MarkRuffaloCrumble · 21/09/2020 20:49

I hate all their ads. This one is no better. It doesn’t sound like a poem, just someone chatting shit

LewisFan · 21/09/2020 20:49

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I notice that Old Sean is stuck on the end and no-one seems to be speaking to him

Why are they all letting DaviNA work them with her foot like load of puppets?

it is strange that they've given her absolute control... wonder if they've been given a back hander to make "drama"
Fannybawz · 21/09/2020 20:50

Honestly I do think carlys being a goady twat

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2020 20:51

I hate to say this, but Tracey still fancies the *rse off Thumbface.

She might not like him, or trust him - but she would sh*g him in a heartbeat, despite his tiny willie.

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riotlady · 21/09/2020 20:52

@MarkRuffaloCrumble

Who’s going to apply for the UK version then?!
Honestly if I was single I would be SO curious who I’d get matched with. Almost curious enough to tempt me (but the UK ones get married for real and I couldn’t cope with that)
SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/09/2020 20:52

Me too, Fanny

I'm disappointed in her - I thought she ws better than this.

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minty133 · 21/09/2020 20:52

Troy: 'who's the most special person in your life?'
Carly: 'I'm looking at him'

Grim. Poor Ashley

riotlady · 21/09/2020 20:53

I feel like they’re setting Sean up for a psychotic break here. He didn’t seem like a stable guy to begin with, paranoia is the last thing he needs

MarkRuffaloCrumble · 21/09/2020 20:56

TF being a goady fucker!

riotlady · 21/09/2020 20:56

“I’m a little bit concerned about the little fella” said Dean, oh so sincerely

Also- has Sean had Botox or something? No matter how angry he gets he doesn’t really frown

LewisFan · 21/09/2020 20:57

There is something off here...

Tracey's playing Sean? TF lying? Sean trying to stir things?

I'm leaning towards option 1...

Fannybawz · 21/09/2020 20:58

Does anybody know where pit-rick is?

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