Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

I think poor Carly's self-image must have taken such a knock, that finding any bloke who would sh*g her has thrilled her skinny!

She was lucky it wasn't Old Sean or Thumbface, really, who came sniffing round.

Not even watching as got back from work a bit late but know exactly which bit of the dinner party you’re all at by the reactions!

Schaden, astute as always!

Oh god can you imagine if old Sean was sniffing around you.

How long is this after the ixpirimint?

How are people falling in love with other people already?

We haven’t even got to the dinner party yet! Does that mean it gets worse?

Oh, FFS!

Don't call her out, Tracey - just let if go for Eff's sake!

Also, Carly looks absolutely tiny compared to Troy, don't remember her being that small when she was with Justin?

Freaky Nora!!

6 weeks, but I think Tracey’s might be an imaginary boyfriend to make Deano jealous

...or is it Ryan?! Please say it’s Ryan.

Honestly!

I could shake Tracey till her bleach-whitened teeth rattle!

She's like a terrier with a rat - except the terrier wins.

Wow Aliysha has changed her image, she's now a sexy goth!!

Just realised who NPJ's laugh reminded me of...Beavis and Butthead!!

Matt looks hawt with a beard!

Sean as charismatic as ever

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How long is this after the ixpirimint?

How are people falling in love with other people already?

3 months apparently

Alicia's lovely!

And so is Jo - yes, she's loud, but such a good heart.

Tracey looks nicer with smaller lips

Justin is still a pr*ck.

So is Nasser.

Gabrielle has lost weight I think.

Matt is lovely!

Sean is a tw*t

Ryan looks gorgeous!

Oh was it 3 months - I missed that

Tracey does look much better.

Biting my nails here!

Noooo!!!!

What!!!!!

This is so weird, it’s like watching siblings kiss

Oh god no! I think I preferred Thumbface