The BooBoos need their own kid, Shane needs to go to rehab, who wants naked Ned pics, who WILL Levi snog, and will Susan be usurped by plain Jane, super brain? It must be Neighbours...

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Yo. No spoilers. Go to the spoilers thread for that kinda chat.

Why does Jane have to live with anybody? She’s such a needy parasite

I hate gender reveal parties, so naff

Tbh I'm surprised it's a GENDER reveal. I'd assume one of them would have corrected it to SEX reveal because they don't want to impose any expectations on them.

Is yashvi leaving too?

Not sure if I'm allowed to answer that 😉

Surely the whole family won't disappear?

I've commented on spoilers.

Off to search!

Soooo... DD walked in just in time for the penis puppetry...

Wasn’t the point they didn’t do their own book that there would be a he said she said situation rather than clearing it up?

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Soooo... DD walked in just in time for the penis puppetry...

Totally random! Wristwatch 😂

Anyone else cringe and the Aaron and Chloe squirty cream scene? It's like there is a inside joke to try and sneak in as much random crap without people noticing.

Did Hendrix get the water to first on purpose?

I reckon so

When did Chloe leave her job at Lassiter

Nicolette doesn't look remotely pregnant

Nic a only about 16 weeks, there's a slight bump but don't think it's that unusual to not sure just yet for a first time pregnancy.

She hasn't, apparently Therese was totally ok with her juggling both jobs 🤣🤣

I think job juggling is a big mistake. Who does she think she is, a Kennedy? 😁

Aaron should do it Ashe does fuck all else. He doesn’t even wfh on the odd occasion. Does he even have a laptop? I assume he has hired a manager for the gym as he’s never bloody there...

Altho it's ridiculous to think she can mentor Box through running a coffee shop. She's glorified admin with se event planning experience.

Yeah at least Toadie takes his laptop places

New characters.

So annoying

Only 2 students in Y13, where are the others? 😅

I think it is just them isn't it cos it's for the kids you basically failed their last yr who'd normally repeat yr 12. Whereas in UK yr 13 is the final yr

We don’t even have a Year 13 in Australia. Ridiculous story line.

They'll all be adding one now!

I assume we start counting at an earlier age as we have a year 13? You start yr1 here the September after you turn 5

But 3 teachers so over invested in 2 students, pity the poor others, do they remember there are any others at EH😊

Jane is particularly awful, she was desperate for a job not so long ago

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Yeah, it feels like they have taken out a storyline or something because it seems so random with the same people in a different location suddenly or like the other day when David berated Brent when he had just had a scene in the kitchen with him.

Today’s scene with Terese, Sheila and Chloe at the flamingo bar felt like a lot of shoe horning with a random route of hand cream (was that meant to be product placement or something as it went over my head) as did other scenes. The dialogue is naff. They’ve really dumbed down Karl and Susan in this storyline. Bea being inside the whole time seems to come out of nowhere.

It’s just al so bizarre and stilted.

Imma leave this here. Call back to the 21st of April...