The BooBoos need their own kid, Shane needs to go to rehab, who wants naked Ned pics, who WILL Levi snog, and will Susan be usurped by plain Jane, super brain? It must be Neighbours...

[SleepingStandingUp]

Yo. No spoilers. Go to the spoilers thread for that kinda chat.

its just a random musing.

Oh God, now we're going to have loads more sanctimonious Harlow, all riled up because Hendrix and Mackenzie are dating. She's such a hypocrite.

Harlow and Mackenzie are neck and neck as Erinsborough’s Most Irritating Residents. Can we please send them to another island, with another homicidal maniac (maybe Amy will be driven mad by Roxy)?

I remember when M was about to sleep with Ritchie there was a conversation about it being her first time post surgery.

But has Hendrix ever said he’s straight anyway and would he ever need to declare anything one way or another to anybody? Who is that conversation for because he seems fine with his sexuality?

I get what you’re saying, and obviously there was some of that when Mackenzie first arrived.

I agree it doesn’t mean he’s not straight. I also agree that she’s had interest from the majority of boys she’s mean when, more than anything, she’s such a bore it’s highly unlikely. Just as unlikely as we haven’t hear mutterings amongst the young ones about how fit Roxy is, regardless of their relationship status/other crushes. The Emmett having a faux crush storyline really made me think, surely most boys attracted to women would give her a second look.

Teenage boys in real life are usually horrible and quite judgmental (back in my day) so I'm a a bit sceptical about Hendrix dating Mackenzie in all honesty

They definitely can be outwardly and girls too lol. But equally all the sexual experiences of our current teens have been very respectful, planned etc. Crushes leading to relationships rather than a drunken fumble and vague awkward flirting for two weeks before it fizzles and you have a crush on someone else who you never get together with. There’s a lot that isn’t realistic socially.

I have to agree with Mackenzie that rather than me being surprised she's so alluring to men because of her biology, you'd assume her personality would be a deterrent. Ritchie, Hendrix (he was also her first kiss), the Brother. Ned better watch out. Whoever Mackenzie wants she gets

Oh shut up Harlow, she has got a cheek when she dumped Hendrix

I've fallen behind and just deleted the episodes I've missed, it's really crap at the minute

They must tell Yashvi! She has a right to know they looked at each other for almost 4 seconds!

Is granny Sheila for real. Ffs get a life and stop interfering in your Dfs's

Who you didn’t speak to for over a decade

Levi was too nice for Bea anyway. He's gorgeous. Bea's forehead looked enormous tonight.

I think Levi and Harlow would work

Nooo! Not self-righteous Harlow! He needs someone sweet and nice, but there is no one like that at the moment!

Yeah but he’s a very by the book cop so I think he’d be a good fit. I don’t seem him trying to bbq a shoe just yet.

Although Roxy could bring a fun side, playful out of him (although there’s a Kyle issue).

@Clawdy

Nooo! Not self-righteous Harlow! He needs someone sweet and nice, but there is no one like that at the moment!

I'm not a fan of him. He's whiny and says Babe too much. Babe can I just tell you babe that I love you babe

Yes, true about the "babe" thing. But those eyes......

Clawdy he's all yours. I think in another show he'd be attractive but his personality is such a big turn off

And having ghastly Sheila treating him like a man child doesn't help

@SleepingStandingUp

I think Levi and Harlow would work

Surely Levi MUST now fall in love with Mackenzie. Her sanctimony would fit perfectly with his by-the-book-ness.

He must indeed. She is irresistible.

Shiela 1 picked up the language fluently very quickly.

I do hope she's not the one responsible for the racism

Yes I hope that too about sheila.

I’m not a Levi fan but thought it was brutal was bea dumped him.
Did she win masked singer or something?

Within a couple of weeks she went from being blissfully happy with him to ending it. I guess she wanted to leave the soap, but they could have done a bit of a build up, with hints she was getting fed up.