Corrie Thread - No SPOILERS. Jonny, Scott & A Tub of Lube Edition.

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No spoilers...

If it ain't been happened in the show..
It's a spoiler... So... SHUT IT..

Where would they all live? Audrey's Avenue? Andy prison house?

Ray has quite a funny sarcasm about him, I think that’s why he’s not completely hateful.

Fancying David (the gnome) in his jacket. Hmm have you bumped your head lately??

David's hair??? No no!
I know what you mean about Ray.
I wonder what his beef is with David.

Fancying David (the gnome) in his jacket. Hmm have you bumped your head lately??

I think I've been locked down for too long 😂 I'll see therapy immediately!

I* wonder what his beef is with David?
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I've been thinking about this. I can't remember David & Ray crossing paths much before. There was all the Bethany expose stuff and Shona pinched his wallet. But I can't remember anything else 🤔
Who has David really harmed in the past?

Did he punch him over Bethany newspaper story? Or was that Daniel? Hope they are not going down the David flogs house for 27p because man in boiler suit convinces him that’s all it’s worth.

I know it's mean but i really, really hoped Shona was down that hole.

Adam or imran will handle a potential house sale and sort it out.

Audrey's got a posh house hasn't she they can all go and live in? Built off the proceeds of two cut 'n colours a week.

I tried to watch this (Friday's ep) on catch up, but got about two minutes in and thought 'fuck it' and read this thread instead.

@eggandonion

Adam or imran will handle a potential house sale and sort it out.

Yes! They seem to be criminal lawyers, conveyance lawyers, family lawyers..... lol

I’ve been given this far too much thought for Corrie (overcompensating for the complete lack of thought the writers have had) but surely a sinkhole in davids garden would mean sally and Geoff’s houses were at risk too and had to be evacuated?

Maybe Geoff will be injured in a sudden house collapse. Anything might happen.

Susie - the surrogate child story?? Another bonkers one.

They were on their way to Audrey's when Ray made his hotel offer. She usually avoids having guests, somehow her boiler always seems to be playing up. But perhaps it's because she doesn't have one of those elastic houses that everyone on the street has.

I really can’t do with watching Leanne breakdown.

I can't be doing with watching any of this. It's gone back to being utter rubbish again.

I can hear Leanne screeching from here when she finds out about this. Why can’t they stick with the sensitive story, do it well and not have stupid one same time.

Can’t believe none of
The neighbours are bothered about the sink
Hole. Who is next door to them?

Natasha looks so so so familiar. I haven't seen the actress in anything else. Therefore I refuse to believe it was 10 years ago that she was in it because my memory is shit so there is no way I remember her from then!

Has Nick really lived in that flat for ten years? Natasha knew exactly where he lived and spoke like that's where he lived when she left?

Although I'm sure I've seen him and Leanne in a different one not that long ago? Someone's birthday and it looked swankier? Maybe the lights were dimmed.

Yes Akire, I agree. The neighbours would be worried sick to see that appear in next door’s garden!

Dev is playing a blinder here

I clearly spoke too soon

My mum tried the same when I said I was moving out and I actually worked out from her figures that I could easily afford to I wasn’t 15 and jobless though.

How come two min wage 16y old could rent Whitley flat. While Sean I’m least double that an hour working two jobs has never been able to afford More than a room?