*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

@SchadenfreudePersonified go on then - what's an English landrace?

I meant to also say - sorry for scaring you!

Do you know what guys? I actually miss Anthony, Abandrew, Cheryl et al. I'm hoping I get more into this series once they all get to know each other at the dinner parties.

At drunken dinner parties where they will hurl abuse and accusations at each other and then pretend they can't remember anything the following day, Vagesty . . .

. . . but it is all on camera!

It's agreed of PIG Fluffy

Every country girl on here will be saying "Everyone knows that", but not many of us city girls do.

Don't apologise for scaring me - you gave me good advice.

How long did it take your numpty root to cause a problem?

*A BREED, not agreed...

@YourVagesty

I agree *@Spanishfly*

I was a bit taken aback by the lack of intro and checked on the C4 app a couple of times that I hadn't missed an episode.

Do you know what guys? I actually miss Anthony, Abandrew, Cheryl et al. I'm hoping I get more into this series once they all get to know each other at the dinner parties.

Re your last paragraph - I think we’re all , to a greater or lesser extent , missing the gang from the last series . Most of the ‘personalities’ were given great nicknames because , for whatever reason , they were pretty memorable . Even with Italiangreyhound’s great list I find it difficult to recall the faces of this lot . I think it’s going to have to become very drama-laden to even come close to the Sean/Susan , Alene/Simon scenarios . I don’t really care if Troy and Ashley do or don’t finish the course .

shvideos.net/2019/04/28/mafs-au-s5-all/

If the above link works, I’ve been watching this series on this website. They’re all available so I’ve watched much further ahead than what has been shown on E4.
There’s a lot of drama to come!!!

And the adverts are removed too!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Looks like they’re getting ready for some drama tonight! And yes, DaviNA is looking predatory in the snippets. Poor Oysterboy. Tracey and her look incredibly similar and he’s already slept with Tracey so I can see thumbface reciprocating. Urgh.

@Lynne73

shvideos.net/2019/04/28/mafs-au-s5-all/

If the above link works, I’ve been watching this series on this website. They’re all available so I’ve watched much further ahead than what has been shown on E4.
There’s a lot of drama to come!!!

what?!!!! That’s a game changer!

@SchadenfreudePersonified it was years ago now but I think about a month.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder
The only problem is that I keep saying to myself “I’ll just watch one more!” but it turns into 3 more!! 🙈

[quote Lynne73]@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder
The only problem is that I keep saying to myself “I’ll just watch one more!” but it turns into 3 more!! 🙈[/quote]
The curse of MAFS

Is this MAFS new season thread??? I watched the last one, can't decide if I want to go there with this one but I was hooked on the last one 😂

It takes a couple of weeks or so to get really interesting. At first it’s just weddings etc and you don’t really get too much depth. I’m looking forward to the dinner parties and seeing more of Charlene and Ruby’s son and Seeing how Jo and man are getting on. I still feel sorry for him but I feel sorry for her a bit too now. She’s a bit much and she’s not reading the room but I agree she’s quite vulnerable too.

@Myshitisreal

Is this MAFS new season thread??? I watched the last one, can't decide if I want to go there with this one but I was hooked on the last one 😂

It is. Join us on the dark side

They best tear into the drink tonight, not have each other's backs and make eyes at other people. Surely it can't stay this boring.

Hmmm I'll have to do a bit of binging. The title doesn't nature sense to me but I just knew 😂

Who named him oyster boy 😂 how did I miss that one?

I think part of the reason I’m struggling with the names is because with the first one I binged the first couple of weeks without coming on here so I got to know all their names without you lot and your bad influence 😋

This time round within minutes of us seeing them they have nicknames so when you say Ryan I really have to think hard about who that is, but oyster boy, I knew who you meant in an instant 🤣

@Lynne73

And the adverts are removed too!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Get thee behind me SATAN!

[quote FluffyPJs]@SchadenfreudePersonified it was years ago now but I think about a month. [/quote]
I'll stay alert.

Big difference between a month and five years, Mr Dentist man!

This time round within minutes of us seeing them they have nicknames so when you say Ryan I really have to think hard about who that is, but oyster boy, I knew who you meant in an instant

That's the joy of nicknames hoxton

Damnit, I’ve made the mistake of watching tonight’s episode and now I have to sit on my hands. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

But I shan’t. No spoilers. Promise...

Why d’ya do it Rinder, why? Lol.

part of the joy of this thread is being able to make up new nicknames, judge them and watch the car crash of a show as one big happy, weird family.

How did you even manage to watch it ahead? Did you get swayed by that link up thread? Lol.

I did. Forgive me Hoxton, for I have sinned. I thought “it’s only a couple of hours early, it barely counts. I’ll click on the link. It probably won’t work anyway. I’ll watch a little bit. It’ll probably be rubbish anyway.” And then the episode was over and I’d watched the whole thing.

Can I say whether it was a good or bad episode? Is that too spoilerish? There’s only half an hour to go...