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*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/08/2020 10:54

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives. Grin

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

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RedCatBlueCat · 19/08/2020 11:47

What are you all seeing in Sarah? I cant warm to her.

I've also seen an article about season 8, which they are just about to start trying to film. Melbourne participants have been excluded (corona lockdown), and apparently the Melbourne influencers are unhappy, backing the suggestions above that many folk dont apply to find love, they apply to self promote. I wonder if that's why the extremes in vunerable and forward personalities come from?

FluffyPJs · 19/08/2020 11:58

@SchadenfreudePersonified off topic tooth related note - I had a tooth removed a few years ago that broke into bits during the extraction and the dentist was unable to get the last root. She assured me it would work it's way out by itself. It was a top molar, and eventually it worked its way into my jaw joint, causing unbelievable pain and swelling. I had to have oral surgery to remove the root. On the plus side I lost a stone because I couldn't chew food for weeks! If your root hasn't worked it's way out soon, I would recommend asking them to X-ray and check where it is, as you REALLY don't want it to play hide and seek in your jaw joint (is there a proper word for that?)

FluffyPJs · 19/08/2020 12:01

I really liked how Nasser was able to find a positive about Gabi wearing a wig - not having to hoover up the hair or find hair in the shower Grin My husband would totally agree with this!

loobyloo1234 · 19/08/2020 12:01

Signing into the new thread so I don't lose you Smile

I'm just catching up on last nights episode. Im not sure I like a single man that much this series so far Hmm

Troy really is truly awful. The 'experts' are pricks for putting Ashley through this with him. He reminds me of Tim 'Nice But' Dim so much. Literally a caricature of a Hooray Henry

Nasser has done a full 180 though, so im pleased he actually seems a lot more caring and considerate than he seemed at first. Gabrielle seems to have brought out that side in him

The millionaire guy, reserving judgement as I'm hoping he maybe redeems himself? He's intelligent ... surely he has more of a brain than he's shown so far?

Idontbelieveit12 · 19/08/2020 12:02

Looks like Davina fancies Dean from the dinner party preview?!

My husband looked at me like he wanted to shave my head when Nasser said about there being no hairs in the bathroom Grin

Eaumyword · 19/08/2020 12:09

The only thing that I noted when Nasser had a good reaction to Gabrielle's alopecia reveal was he ended his comment with "and we'll just have to move on. I guess." Might be reading too much into that but if I'd have been Gabrielle I'd have been anxious about that.
I firmly believe Nasser knew/had guessed already as he had made lots of comments previously about her perfect hair and Gabrielle had made it clear she couldn't dip her head underwater. I think he knew.

loobyloo1234 · 19/08/2020 12:13

I know what you mean but he does make a point of saying she's beautiful even on the inside and that's really all that matters. Anyway, who's cutting onions?

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 19/08/2020 12:18

@Italiangreyhound

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder good but stop being mean to my girl Davina, are you jealous or something!!! GrinGrin

I agree the womem (aka girls) are there to help the boys (aka men) grow up a bit! John, Telv and maybe the two Seans break that mould.

The difference with Patrick is I want him to break free of mummy and make it with Charlene! Rhinder good call on the negging.

One thing that can be the death knell (hello Cheryl) is admitting someone is 'not your type's in this context!

Why say it.

Better to wait and see.

You don't need an excuse not to be into the other person. It's early days is enough of an excuse! And the whilr purpose of the 'experiment' is to find someone who is not the usual suspect to date!

Grin I’m clearly totes jealous of DaviNA

I would LOVE to see Thumbface make a play for DaviNA and Ashley fall for Oysterman

Eaumyword · 19/08/2020 12:20

Not me, I don't like onions. Yeuch!Grin

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 19/08/2020 12:22

I don’t mean Ashley do I? I mean (consults list) Tracey, but actually Ashley works better, so then Troy will fall for Tracey who will in turn really like Millionaire man (with a Debbie McGee style, “And what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?”)

Carly will just leave. She’s got more sense.

loobyloo1234 · 19/08/2020 12:29

Davina in that last scene just comes across as a man eater with far too much botox

Can't wait until she realises how much of a misogynistic bore Dean is [Grin

BedknobsNoBroomsticks · 19/08/2020 12:38

Loved the brief of the couples.

My early prediction is that none of the original couples survive. (I haven't done anymore googling) I am going by the success rate of the last series. I do wonder if there will be a few couple swaps.

SpanishFly · 19/08/2020 12:50

Who's Sarah? Honestly cannot remember who half of them are.

I hated the hen/stag do idea last series - HOWEVER I now think that's what made us see them as people before heading down the aisle. This series we literally had a 20 second intro to them then they were getting married, so we didn't have an opinion of them beforehand. I think that has made a big difference this year.

SpanishFly · 19/08/2020 12:51

Oh I remember Sarah is with Telv. She really isn't a Sarah, she should have a much sexier name

FlapsInTheWind · 19/08/2020 13:11

@FluffyPJs

I really liked how Nasser was able to find a positive about Gabi wearing a wig - not having to hoover up the hair or find hair in the shower Grin My husband would totally agree with this!
This. I was holding my breath and then he really came through.

Nass rocks!

YourVagesty · 19/08/2020 14:11

I agree @Spanishfly

I was a bit taken aback by the lack of intro and checked on the C4 app a couple of times that I hadn't missed an episode.

Do you know what guys? I actually miss Anthony, Abandrew, Cheryl et al. I'm hoping I get more into this series once they all get to know each other at the dinner parties.

rainbowlou · 19/08/2020 14:27

Looking at tonight’s preview I think Jo and her husband are going to be sitting comparing themselves with the other couples and he will make it very obvious he wanted a young, glamorous trophy wife.
I actually feel a bit sorry for her, under the whole ‘I’m mad me’, I think she is a nice person.
(I feel like that when I go out with my DH’s friend’s wives so maybe I’m a bit invested!)

loobyloo1234 · 19/08/2020 14:30

Im not going to, but more than last series, I really want to just google what happens to put myself out of the ''getting too emotionally attached'' misery I went through with Sean and Susan before Smile

YourVagesty · 19/08/2020 14:31

Don't you think it's mad though, that with Jo, she doesn't appear to have considered that he might not be attracted to her?

I was concerned about her over-confidence (to the extent that she took her children to the wedding, which made me feel sorry for them). Even the better looking women that have appeared on this programme have been terrified that their groom wouldn't like them.

I don't think I've ever known any woman quite like Jo in that respect. I think it's really odd.

Idontbelieveit12 · 19/08/2020 14:57

YourVagesty that’s probably because he’s no oil painting either 🙈

hoxtonbabe · 19/08/2020 14:59

Don't you think it's mad though, that with Jo, she doesn't appear to have considered that he might not be attracted to her?

I thought this too. I’m all for confidence but there is a clip earlier of him basically saying she’s not my cup of tea ( in as polite a way as possible) and she’s saying she thinks they are getting on well etc and can see herself falling in love, I was sat here thinking read the room luv.

unless he is doing a Jekyll and Hyde in that in front of the cameras he’s being a victor meldrew and when they are off he changes into Casanova whispering sweet nothings to her, I’m not sure how she’s picking up anything positive from him, he’s not even giving off “I want to be friends” vibes.

If someone is a anxious as he is then the experts/producers shouldn’t use women like Jo to be the person to try and resolve this. Personally I don’t think he’s as nervous etc as people think, I just think he saw her and thought I’m not attracted to her, so putting in minimum effort. If I was paired with him ( or any of them with the exception of Charlene’s hubby) I’d be outta there ASAP... no amount of money, social
Media likes or whatever could make me stay with any of them.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/08/2020 15:26

@BlogTheBlogger

Re the pillow fortress, I would just HAVE to launch myself at him with a terrifying Jo like maniacal laugh in the middle of the night, explaining after that his rather unattractive Will Ferrell like allure was too much for a lil ol' girl like me
You are only flesh and blood, Blogger Grin
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SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/08/2020 16:02

[quote FluffyPJs]@SchadenfreudePersonified off topic tooth related note - I had a tooth removed a few years ago that broke into bits during the extraction and the dentist was unable to get the last root. She assured me it would work it's way out by itself. It was a top molar, and eventually it worked its way into my jaw joint, causing unbelievable pain and swelling. I had to have oral surgery to remove the root. On the plus side I lost a stone because I couldn't chew food for weeks! If your root hasn't worked it's way out soon, I would recommend asking them to X-ray and check where it is, as you REALLY don't want it to play hide and seek in your jaw joint (is there a proper word for that?) [/quote]
There is Fluffy!

It is the tempero-mandibular joint" - and your post has struck terror int my heart! Shock The dentist gave me a timeline of FIVE YEATS for it to work its way through, but I will follow your advice and if I have ANY concerns / pain/ jaw discomfort whatsoever, I'll get it checked straight away. TBH, it does seem more likely to me that the tooth would work its way UP, the way the pointy bit of the root is, rather than DOWN, the way the blunt end. At the moment it isn't massively painful. I am aware of it, but I think that that's because inside my mouth must be very bruised. My upper cheek on that side looks as though I am trying to smuggle an apple through customs.

I grilled the dentist about what was likely to happen, and I particularly asked about blood poisoning because about 10 years ago a friend of mine had a tooth break off during an extraction and she ended up in hospital with blood poisoning - but to be fair, she had an access on her tooth as well. She had been given antibiotics by the GP to clear it, but it wasn't fully banished and the dentist told her it would be fine (it wasn't!)

She is also one of these poor souls that nothing ever went right for, medically speaking. She had an op to tighten up some muscles that would stop her weeing herself . She was a small woman and had had two enormous (for her size) babies - both over 10 lbs - and it had left her very incontinent. She had a stroke on the operating table (she was 44) and was very badly effected. Fortunately she made a good.but not complete recovery, but had to give up her job (as a midwife), and act as reception nurse in a family planning clinic instead). She had LOVED her job, too. 18 years later she still isn't quite what she was.

Her whole life is a catalogue of similar medical disasters, poor girl. (Plus her husband and sons were the most selfish, useless articles on God's earth, but that's another story.)

In retrospect I wish I'd just let him continue to hack away, but it was getting increasingly painful, and I have what almost amounts to a dental phobia to start off with. I really should have asked for another numbing injection, because i'd been in so long the effects were wearing off. Normally I'm not backward in coming forward regarding these things, so I must have been in quite a state.

"I knew I would get a chance to use that snippet of knowledge one day, but I expected it to be in a pub quiz. Now I just need someone to ask me what an English landrace is and I will be in smart*rse heaven! Grin

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/08/2020 16:03

*Abcess, not access

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Sertchgi123 · 19/08/2020 16:03

@YourVagesty

Don't you think it's mad though, that with Jo, she doesn't appear to have considered that he might not be attracted to her?

I was concerned about her over-confidence (to the extent that she took her children to the wedding, which made me feel sorry for them). Even the better looking women that have appeared on this programme have been terrified that their groom wouldn't like them.

I don't think I've ever known any woman quite like Jo in that respect. I think it's really odd.

I think she has considered it. Poor Jo comes across as desperate for love and any port in a storm with do. I don't think she's confident at all, quite the opposite.

The men in this series are dire, for the most part. Telv is ok and I'm reserving judgement on Nassar. I wanted to hug Gabrielle when she was telling him about her alopecia, she looked so vulnerable. If he breaks her heart I'm on the next flight to Australia. Am I over invested?

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