*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

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Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

There’s a chance I’m going to watch it again live for the bants

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*Abcess, not access

The reason tooth roots don't migrate up and out is because of the downward pressure when we chew. Because of this pressure and movement they go off in whatever direction is the path of least resistence. Having a tooth root in a TMJ though! Shize!

Last night , when Troy was being the usual idiot , they were introduced to alligators as a honeymoon activity .

It was when Ashley had a small alligator around her shoulders , doubling as a scarf , that Troy started annoying the reptile ..

Ashley shouted at Troy to “stop annoying it while he’s on my back” .

Are we still counting , “he’s got my back” ? Does this count ?

Verdita, a clear sign of not having her back

Im glad she's calling Troy out on his tongue! Bleugh

Troy 🤮 the intense staring, the kissing?! Urgh

It was so awful. My respect for Ashley has gone up. I’m so glad she called him out on his weird lunge.

Lol @RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

You have the same limited willpower as I have when trying to keep away from 90 day fiancé or Laudree Macarons.. I could literally sit in a bath of them and eat through them like Homer Simpson.

What’s that mortgage ad all about??

It's like the blokes all think that if they set up a romantic moment on the beach then they can do what they please. That's 2 mafs beach moments where the blokes have been certain that the moment was right for tonsil tennis in front of everyone when theyve literally known the woman a day or two. It's too contrived, like theyre going through the motions rather than waiting for feelings to grow

The reason tooth roots don't migrate up and out is because of the downward pressure when we chew. Because of this pressure and movement they go off in whatever direction is the path of least resistence.

Mmmm - that is more worrying Flaps. The tooth is an upper pre-molar. It doesn't show unless I distort my mouth in order to display it (mainly because I am a miserable-faced baggage who rarely cracks a smile ). Because of this, and because I thought it might hurt if I was chewing against the resistance of a spikey little half-root, I was thinking of not bothering with a "falsie". So it the line of least resistance is UPWARDS! (Though I think it would have to go up and back to get to my TMJ, and hopefully have to fight its way past my molars - and they are tenacious little buggers, believe you me!)

I blooming' HATE teeth! They are nothing but a PITA from the cradle to the grave. Why can't we just have a sort of beak, like a tortoise? Or self-replacing teeth like a Great White Shark?

Nature is so unfair!

Much sympathy Schadenfreude. Teeth are so awful.

“Retaliate”?! Troy has nothing to retaliate for!

they were introduced to alligators as a honeymoon activity

This has put a picture into my mind's eye that I would rather not have had there.

"Is that because you don't have the endurance?"

Advantage Ashley!

Ooooh! He's bitter!

Bitter and infantile!

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"Is that because you don't have the endurance?"

Advantage Ashley!

Game, set and match

Blair is really not impressed that Sean’s slept with so many women but not her.

There was no need to send whatsername to do constant water-related activities when she’s so anxious about her wig coming off. They clearly didn’t expect Nasser to be the perfect gent about it all.

I wonder how many of those 200 sexual partners were real people?

So - he wants to know about her, and doesn't want her to know about him . . . I think he's making it up.

I think he's a VIRGIN!

And he looks as though he's licked his fingers and stuck them in an electric socket. He looks stupid!

SOme men can get away with that hairstyle. He is not one of them.

I pre-judged Nassar, he actually seems very sweet!

Nasser is so much nicer than I thought!

He's quite protective of her.

Ashley can't be the first girl to have criticised Troy's kissing technique 😝

I dont think Blair is quite as open as she'd like to think she is.

Nasser seems lovely but I'm witholding judgement, I'm not quite sure how genuine his concern is. Maybe Im just a biatch!

Nasser is just so lovely and they make such a great couple.

Schadenfreude, I think Sean and Troy could both be virgins really

Nasser is coming across really well, really reassuring for her.
He better not let us all down 😀