*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Trailer for tomorrow looks like someone is going to get hurt!

This program has slipped into really uncomfortable territory for me. It's all very well going after viewing fugures etc. but the whole Dean and Davina barely being able to keep their hands off each other and then cutting to Tracey gushing over how much of a changed man Dean is after ....whatever 'moment' was meant to have happened to make him change his mind about her that got her back into bed with him. Morally this is totally wrong surely? Tracey made to look a total tit end around the world for not being able to read what is really going on! I don't know why but I expected more from the producers than this.

Matt has to get away to get a fix of whatever it is he is addicted to. I suspect that Alycia knows exactly why he has to leave as I suspect he has been decent enough to tell her. All this 'West End girl/East End boy' bullshit is so transparent. You don't get the look he has just through being concerned he will use the wrong knife or drink from the finger bowl the next time they are out.

The Troy thing is funny now but would get really old if you were genuinely looking for an intellectual equal/someone you could have an intelligent conversation with.
I believe Telv about the dating apps. Sarah was completely familiar with how it worked though!
Nasser and Gab seem made for each other. I wish we could see more of the happy couples though. I'm struggling to get to know Charlene's husband. I worry that he is just going through the motions because C isn't what he would have chosen for himself when in fact she comes across as one of the more well rounded and intelligent of the contestants (if that is the right word).

The link is tempting but DH who has never watched anything like this in his life is absolutely addicted to it now because I showed him episode 6 of the previous series and we are glued to it now.

Thanks for the link ~ I may be some time....

I’m sorry. I’ve had to watch ahead. It’s so good! I’ll probably rewatch along with the thread though.

That link is so tempting. I'm lying here wondering if spending the day binge watching is worth the risk of being fired for zero productivity 😂

I've discovered you can cast the videos from the link to the TV so I am now watching episode 12 😂

@FlapsInTheWind

This program has slipped into really uncomfortable territory for me. It's all very well going after viewing fugures etc. but the whole Dean and Davina barely being able to keep their hands off each other and then cutting to Tracey gushing over how much of a changed man Dean is after ....whatever 'moment' was meant to have happened to make him change his mind about her that got her back into bed with him. Morally this is totally wrong surely? Tracey made to look a total tit end around the world for not being able to read what is really going on! I don't know why but I expected more from the producers than this. Matt has to get away to get a fix of whatever it is he is addicted to. I suspect that Alycia knows exactly why he has to leave as I suspect he has been decent enough to tell her. All this 'West End girl/East End boy' bullshit is so transparent. You don't get the look he has just through being concerned he will use the wrong knife or drink from the finger bowl the next time they are out. The Troy thing is funny now but would get really old if you were genuinely looking for an intellectual equal/someone you could have an intelligent conversation with. I believe Telv about the dating apps. Sarah was completely familiar with how it worked though! Nasser and Gab seem made for each other. I wish we could see more of the happy couples though. I'm struggling to get to know Charlene's husband. I worry that he is just going through the motions because C isn't what he would have chosen for himself when in fact she comes across as one of the more well rounded and intelligent of the contestants (if that is the right word). The link is tempting but DH who has never watched anything like this in his life is absolutely addicted to it now because I showed him episode 6 of the previous series and we are glued to it now.

Yes the whole situation with DaviNa/Ryan/Tracey/Delano makes for highly uncomfortable viewing. I really hope that the producers drag this back into something more ethical.

I hate the way Tracey is being set up to look such a fool. 🙈🙉

I so want the vile DaviNA and vile Deano to get their comeuppance.

I'm not made of stone, honestly I'm not, but I don't feel that sorry for Alycia, she was only short of walking away singing "one day my prince will come".

Matt was right to call a halt to it, she would have hung on till the end and that wouldn't have done her any favours.

Davina and Dean, there are no words, well there are but I'll keep them to myself.

Carly is really lovely but rich man has zero personality, work work work, I can't see her staying at the commitment ceremony.

i think the only way i could find Dean and Davina okay is if they had said after their drinks - we want to be together, lets speak to the producers and sort it.

ie break with partners/e together (on or off the show)
but saying we will keep it secret until AFTER the commitment ceremony - what on earth is the point of that? just nasty.

if you fancy each other and its TRU LURVE, then just go for it. be out and proud.

I've just caught up with last night's episode after falling asleep halfway through. The first half was a snooze-fest. And as much as I like Nasser, having Gab dress up for him while he watched her clean up was weird.

DeaNO and DaviNA are awful and I agree it's really uncomfortable to watch that while cutting to footage of Tracey gushing about him. I do think Tracey is very easily pleased though and possibly confuses sex with affection. Sex clearly means nothing to DeaNO. I think she should have been more cautious moving forward but it's not her fault that he's massively taking advantage of her and lying to her face.

Tonight's episode looks awful (but compelling!).

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Just watch it back to back in the evening like I did, lol.

I seriously crumbled and I’m basically just 4 away from the end. I wish the link was never added as I’m now contemplating going on to Season 6 after I finish my last 4 episodes

@hoxtonbabe I think I might end up in the same situation, I'm on episode 13 and there is no signs of me stopping 😂

Next thread . . .

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4005227-Thumbface-and-the-Numbfaces-Have-you-sneak-peeked-Just-the-one-I-can-resist-I-am-strong-NO-DONT-LOOK-ETHEL-Too-late-10-hours-later-your-eyelids-are-begging-for-mercy?watched=1

I'm not made of stone, honestly I'm not, but I don't feel that sorry for Alycia, she was only short of walking away singing "one day my prince will come".

I blame Walt Disney.

And I can promise you something else - if you leave your window open the dainty forest animals DO NOT COME IN AND DO YOUR WASHING UP!

All you get is a kitchen full of wasps.

There's a season 6? Do we think that one will be shown on TV straight after this one again?

And I can promise you something else - if you leave your window open the dainty forest animals DO NOT COME IN AND DO YOUR WASHING UP!

😂😂

@AltheaThoon

I would like to think they will show it straight after as they are up to season 7. If not then I guess we can all just arrange a time each day to watch it via the link... (that bloody link)

Sounds good "hoxtonbabe*

Dean has no feelings. I think he could be a sociopath. He doesn't even seem that into Davina but is willing to hurt Tracey and come across as an arse on tv.

Davina is a terrible attention seeker who loves a thrill.

I have one word for Dean - gross. He is gross, his behaviour is gross, his attitude is gross. I hope he gets his comeuppance.

Made me laugh when Davina said she loved "Dean's little cockiness" ...thought I had misheard for a minute and she'd seen him being spray tanned

@Italiangreyhound

VinylDetective "Part of me feels a bit dirty and part of me is deeply envious of all of you who still have it to come."

You should feel dirty!!!!!

🤭

Sorry.

I still can't get the link to work properly 😡 It loads the page, but not the video. Is because I'm on a phone or tablet?

It works all too well on my iPad!

For anyone who doesn’t want to get ahead with S5, I recommend S3. Shorter and realer, with a same sex marriage.

it works on my iPad and my iPhone phone but it does sometimes play up