*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

I'm not sure I want to watch tomorrow night's episode (but I will) - that ugly thumb faced tw*t's self-satisfied smirk is giving me THE RADGE!

Why are they willing to act like this on camera? They have to know it will come across badly. Are they do desperate to be famous that they're happy to be famous as horrible people?

Running a little late tonight, but just finished. DeaNO and DaviNO are utter bastards. Poor Ryan with his tattoo and poor Tracey with her “He’s been so honest”, they are being made utter fools of.

The production team are clearly colluding by setting up Tracey’s girlie chat - they’re not doing that for anyone else, are they?

Millionaire boy needs to go home, he’s lonely because he has no time for people.

Matt leaving is for the best, but poor poor Alycia. I agree that he’s not a bad man, he just needs to get some help. I hope she realises how awesome she is at some point.

Troy and Ashley (mainly Ashley) are utterly brilliant and everything I want in this programme. I just want to watch them forever. He is like that kid who everyone always let win because he was the youngest, who suddenly starts playing with a group his own age who don’t pander to him. He is constantly surprised by Ashley’s prowess at everything. I love how she just gets stuck into whatever is thrown at her. She is kick ass.

Everyone else is meh.

Why would the producers let that date happen though? Surely they’ve all signed up to something and that surely goes against all the rules?

Honestly they make the wankers from last season seem like angels 😐

Good that we saw more of some of the nicer couples though

Matt is either dependant on drugs or alcohol. Such a douche

The voice over keeps saying , “What happened next is a first for MAFS” or some such twaddle so the whole production team is on it .

The different meetings/actions for Ryan and Tracie plus the girlie talk with Gabrielle were all planned out . It’s just a “soap” really masquerading as a social experiment .

I may not watch much more - maybe just the next few episodes to see if I’m correct .

It’s just so set up! There wasn’t an ounce of real chemistry between Dean and Davina. The production company is setting this up, surely.

Can’t say I’m warming to Troy. Can’t say I’m really warming to any of them. I keep saying “I’ll just watch the dinner party, or the commitment ceremony”. I can’t bear the thought of the meathead brothers or the evil twin when they go to meet family.

The production company clearly know what’s going on and appear to be encouraging it. The ethics of this show are highly questionable. I’m still watching though. 🙄

Does seem so set up, they say there is chemistry between them but it just seems so staged to me! Deano’s going bald at the back that’s why he has the ridiculous hair.

@MissMarplesHandbag

Forgive me threaders, I have sinned. I had too many wines last night, was bored when I got home from a day out yesterday, there was nothing on TV, so I was weak and clicked on the link..... don’t do it. It’s the tv version of Pringles. I stayed up til gone 3am and am now 3 episodes ahead. In my defence I am away for a few nights next week, so I will struggle to watch the programmes on the correct day. And of course I won’t say anything. But I felt the need to confess. 😂

I need the link! Can’t find it anywhere on the thread, can somebody repeat it pleeeease?

Weve got to remember weve done nothing wrong.
But let's keep this secret until at least after the next commitment ceremony... Tracey won't be happy."

A) they think they've done nothing wrong, yet Tracey won't be happy and they want to keep it secret.
B)what does waiting till after the next commitment ceremony achieve? Apart from adding to the drama?

I think they should set Alycia up with Ryan and kick DaviNA off the show with Thumbface. Don't know what they should do with Tracey but her whole "thanks for being honest" ridiculousness has made me lose any sympathy for her.

Alycia also needs to start to realise that literally nobody will be a prince and sweep her away and give her a happily ever after. Thats not real life!!

Margsus

The link is on page 9 of this thread

I can't wait for it all to come out. I'm hoping for explosive rows but given Tracy's insistence on being a cool wife, she'll probably suggest a threesome with DaviNA.

Deano’s going bald at the back that’s why he has the ridiculous hair.

A-HA! I'll bet he hates that!

Losing his hair!

Hahahahahahahaha! Tosser!

There are plenty of men who look blooming' gorgeous without hair - DS being one of them, and Yul Brynner another (be still, my heart!). However Thumbface isn't one of them and he will just look like what he is - an d*ckhead!

Alycia, phew, you have had a lucky escape.

Tracey, oh how sad, he is saying he is being more honest while concealing a visit to see Davina.

Oh - And I think (remembering how Tracey laid into Thumbface when he said "leave") that there is a chance we'll have a stand up shrieking row between the women and Thumbface won't be able to stop grinning, he'll be so full of himself.

I would like to think that there will be hair pulling as well, and that after it they two them will look at each other with dating respect, and without a word, simultaneously launch themselves at Thumbface McDckhead and kick seven sorts of sht out of him.

*with growing respect - I don't know where the heck autocarrot got "dating" from

@Margsus hopefully this works

shvideos.net/2019/04/28/mafs-au-s5-all/

But use it with caution - you’ll say to yourself “Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” 10 hours later you’ll have your eyelids propped open with matchsticks and will be going in for another episode .... just one more mind!

VinylDetective "Part of me feels a bit dirty and part of me is deeply envious of all of you who still have it to come."

You should feel dirty!!!!!

What was going on with Telv! Not good. Do we believe him!

I’m
Shocked to see nobody taking about how shocking Tracey looks her face makes me cringe she’s do young yet her face is so fake And the lips are hideous!! Like Cheryl on series 4 totally fake and uncomfortable to watch 🤣🤣🤣

@Lifeisconfusing

I’m Shocked to see nobody taking about how shocking Tracey looks her face makes me cringe she’s do young yet her face is so fake And the lips are hideous!! Like Cheryl on series 4 totally fake and uncomfortable to watch 🤣🤣🤣

We’ve already talked about it.

@Sertchgi123 I couldn’t find anything on her but I guess there are a lot of comments.