*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Old Sean's wonderful personality is shining through

Poor Job, she asks for so little.

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Miserable Sean is a tw*t - but at least he sat at the table this time.

Bloomin' Arschloch!

She needs the patience of Job bibliomania

How does she go to bed in full slap and wake up with a clean pillowcase?

Naughty Telv 😱

@SchadenfreudePersonified

The slap is painted on 🤡

@SchadenfreudePersonified

How does she go to bed in full slap and wake up with a clean pillowcase?

I wonder does she take it off when Telv falls asleep and then gets up and puts it on before he wakes.

At least Matt is doing the decent thing now. Shit for her but she will thank her lucky stars at some point.

Something about the suffering of Job occurred to me too, Schaden!

Matt seems be much more pragmatic whereas Alycia seems to be in love with love, a dangerous place to be. Good on him for doing the right thing.

I feel sorry for Alycia - but as Fella says - at least he isn't stringing her along unlike some people on this programme

I've never though he was a bad 'un - just very troubled, I think,

He'll be off for a wombat kebab and 14 pints of Foster's now. Not necessarily in that order.

I can see Ashley becoming quite fond and protective of Troy, she can make fun of him but won’t let anyone else!

I think so too, Rainbow.

I think in his own way he's quite vulnerable, and she realises that she is the strong one.

Troy and his gormless way is growing on me. I wouldn't want him for myself but he doesn't annoy me as much.

Justin doesn't get it does he. Carly could beat him about the head and he won't make any sort of a change.

Troy is growing on me too, I’d much rather spend my time with an over excited puppy than some of the arseholes on the show.

Oh Tracey 🙈

@rainbowlou

Troy is growing on me too, I’d much rather spend my time with an over excited puppy than some of the arseholes on the show.

LOL!

That perfectly describes him!
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Meanwhile Thumbface : "I don't see what it's got to do with Tracey, i owe her nothing. This is my business. It's got nothing to do with her"

I loved the way he brushed his hair - and it didn't look any better . . . just greasier and greasier with every stroke of the brush. I didn't know they still made Brylcreme . . .

And she pretend she likes Tracey, and he pretends he's friends with Ryan . . .

Genuine . . . .

. . . . y-e-e-e-e-e-e-s . . . . .

Genuinely a BUMHOLE!

There's a difference between being an optimist, and sticking your head in the sand, Tracey.

I don't usually judge other people's morals - that's their business as long as they don't hurt other people, but these two are just foul.

I was hoping someone would walk past the window and see them

I literally can’t cope with how vile these two are. No offence to Tracy, but she seems a little... deluded. Poor woman. I hope no one takes Dean or Davina’s side when they all find out.

I was expecting it rainbow - I thought it would have been set up.

I hope the producers don't let these two dirty beggars swap to be put with each other.

"I've gotta look out for me"

I like Troy but I couldn’t cope with being in a relationship with him.

God they get worse and worse by the second. Ugh

She looks really pretty - she's so happy.

I just don't want to watch the carnage.