*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Maybe $200 a day and free board and food helped a bit

Knock knock

Who's there

Thumbface . . .

Miserable Sean is just a bar-steward. In a way I wish he'd got paired with (say) DaviNA, where he would have been desperate to impress her and she would have treated him like sht.*

Ooh I would have loved to have seen that, Davina would have literally kicked off her heels, hoiked up her wedding dress and run at the first sight of him, although she fancies King Henry so anything is possible

"I'm trying to make things work with Tracey by sh*gging every woman that will let me.

Tosser!

Thumbface is going to have a secret rendezvous! 😱

Naughty Thumbface 🤥

Middle aged men have absolute notions about what sort of woman the deserve. If I had a € for ever man closer in age to my parents than me who contacted me online dating. Saying they were young at heart and that's why they like women 15 to 20 years younger I'd have at least €35.

How am I going to wait until Monday. I want to hit the link but I enjoy the live commentary too much.

Middle aged men have absolute notions about what sort of woman the deserve. If I had a € for ever man closer in age to my parents than me who contacted me online dating. Saying they were young at heart and that's why they like women 15 to 20 years younger I'd have at least €35.

LOL!

Weekends are an absolute age. I really miss it at weekends.

We shall resist watching ahead.

I am going mountain biking on Sunday to distract myself. I am not into cycling at all. If I don't check in on Monday some incident has befallen me.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Middle aged men have absolute notions about what sort of woman the deserve. If I had a € for ever man closer in age to my parents than me who contacted me online dating. Saying they were young at heart and that's why they like women 15 to 20 years younger I'd have at least €35.

How am I going to wait until Monday. I want to hit the link but I enjoy the live commentary too much.

I'd have at least €35

Dh ruined this evening by cooking me a romantic meal with flipping candles which meant I was totally behind. He’s so selfish

Looking forward to Deano and DaviNA making utter dicks of themselves next week.

I rarely say this Rinder, but LEAVE THE BASTARD! *

*Who am I trying to kid - I say this all the time

Schadenfreude, I think I’m going to have to. He doesn’t know me at all

Oh Tracey Why did you get him a fake tan so he can show his sad little paper thong marks off to DaviNA?
Deano just wants two women on the hook and if they'd threesome it, his genie lamp would definitely have been rubbed.
It would have been much better if looks-older-than-he-is Sean had been in charge instead of Jo. Might have motivated him to actually do activities instead of mooch around.
Some of the couples need a major chat or they are going to be humiliated all over again next week.
And yep, if anyone tried to boot camp me, I'd pretend to pass out and spend the session lying on the floor.

I'm a newbie but was live tweeting within seconds :)

We need to know: are these people actually married? Really, legally married?

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Schadenfreude, I think I’m going to have to. He doesn’t know me at all

You have to tell him that it's Yes week next week and you are in charge. Make him sit through 5 episodes and he'll be as invested as we are. Ye will be couple goals watching it together until the bitter end.

@MorrisZapp

I'm a newbie but was live tweeting within seconds :)

We need to know: are these people actually married? Really, legally married?

Morris, I don’t think they are for the Australian one. We are lied to. LIED TO!

I've met many twats in my life but 'everyone in Sydney just puts it about, you wouldn't know because you're from Perth' is the kind of solid gold bullshit that raises that numskull to never before seen heights of mind fuckery.

NowYouListenToMeFella, he is adamant that he has no interest in it at all, but also says that Dean is a twat, Tracey needs to find her self respect and stop listening to what he says, Troy is a child trapped in a man’s body, Ashley is funny, Telv is a good bloke, Sarah is a sweetheart, Ryan is being hard done by, DaviNA is a conniving monster (and the age gap between her an Deano is too big), Charlene is brilliant, Patrick seems a good sort, Alycia deserves more than Matt is giving her, and Non-Polynesian John might find happiness with Melissa. But, you know, he’s not really into it at all. No sir. Not one bit.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Dh ruined this evening by cooking me a romantic meal with flipping candles which meant I was totally behind. He’s so selfish

Looking forward to Deano and DaviNA making utter dicks of themselves next week.

He obviously "blarnsarded" you with his romantic gesture there

Deano just wants two women on the hook and if they'd threesome it, his genie lamp would definitely have been rubbed.

@Eaumyword I will never be able to watch or read Aladdin in the same way ever again!

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

NowYouListenToMeFella, he is adamant that he has no interest in it at all, but also says that Dean is a twat, Tracey needs to find her self respect and stop listening to what he says, Troy is a child trapped in a man’s body, Ashley is funny, Telv is a good bloke, Sarah is a sweetheart, Ryan is being hard done by, DaviNA is a conniving monster (and the age gap between her an Deano is too big), Charlene is brilliant, Patrick seems a good sort, Alycia deserves more than Matt is giving her, and Non-Polynesian John might find happiness with Melissa. But, you know, he’s not really into it at all. No sir. Not one bit.

He is so far off the mark with all of them his disinterest is very evident

@MorrisZapp

I've met many twats in my life but 'everyone in Sydney just puts it about, you wouldn't know because you're from Perth' is the kind of solid gold bullshit that raises that numskull to never before seen heights of mind fuckery.

Couldn’t believe Tracey accepted that as a good explanation. I kept repeating, “But you married her. Which would be fine, but you married her. You married her. This isn’t the deal when you marry someone. But... married.”

He is just awful. Of course he wants the twenty something version instead. That way he can manipulate her and not have to put up with a woman who has a child already.

I loathe thumbface with a passion.

I think I'm going to ditch this and watch Series 4 instead.

And if next week the experts decide (on an unrelated whim) to have a swingers week, I might be sick. The production team will be frothing at the mouth to keep Thumbface and DaviNA in it together for the drama.

Did we even see Carly and millionaire man tonight?