*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

If Ashley and Troy haven't murdered each other making Ikea shite they are solid 😂

Oh Jo, go back to your children and put yourself out of the misery!

Dean reminds me of some (15 year old) boys I worked with in a referral unit, if they shagged someone in a different postcode to their girlfriend then it wasn’t cheating, sadly the girls seemed to accept their rule too!

I agree Blogger

Troy doing the flat-pack furniture was brilliant!

He said Ashley got 'lucky' with it.
I don't think so Troy- I think you were lucky she was there to build it for you!

@EstuaryBird

Poor you 😂 I heard her say about the spray tan but My eyes were not focussing on the iPad at that time thank god. I was gently caressing my choc chip cookie dough into balls and bake.

If Ashley and Troy haven't murdered each other making Ikea shite they are solid

I think now she's given up on him being a grown-up, and is treating him like what he is - an amiable but not very bright child - she's finding it less awful.

I think Troy would be a great partner if you wanted someone to sit and brush your hair or massage your feel all night, he would willingly put the hours in!

@SchadenfreudePersonified

If Ashley and Troy haven't murdered each other making Ikea shite they are solid

I think now she's given up on him being a grown-up, and is treating him like what he is - an amiable but not very bright child - she's finding it less awful.

She is married to a toddler

Sean is so miserable! He has absolutely no social skills - how the hell did he get in to the hospitality industry?

I was gently caressing my choc chip cookie dough into balls and bake.

Cookie dough porn . . . .

I agree, walk away, Jo, from the cold hearted miserable bloke they put you with. Your confidence will be in the floor after this.

And yes he really does look like Henry VIII!!

I could think of nothing worse than doing a boot camp or gym activity with a partner.

Mmmmm cookies

He's determined not to give an inch "Raspberry".

He's making it blooming awful for himself as well as her, but he will NOT straighten his miserable, spoilt-brat face.

Poor Jo. She asked for so little, and he wouldn't;t even do that small thing with good grace.

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

I was saying up thread he doesn’t have to fancy her but he can at least be respectful and try and make the most of the week if nothing else, as friends. To just ignore her and let her eat alone is disgraceful, I wouldn’t wish that on my enemy and I hope women all over the world have watched this and he Never gets a shag ever again.

Jo is not what he ordered in his head so he just cannot be arsed. Awful. Really shitty human being. No decency at all.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

They are in the oven now..will send you a virtual cookie once baked. You too @NowYouListenToMeFella.

Someone needs to put Matt’s label in. Poor Alycia, she’s been nothing but fair and kind. Matt can only do angry, he can’t express himself any other way. It’s such a shame. He needs a lot of therapy.

Troy and Ashley are comedy gold. I freaking love her!

Jo is not what he ordered in his head so he just cannot be arsed. Awful. Really shitty human being. No decency at all.

Yep! Although considering he looks like a semi pro retired snooker player he really should have a blank canvas in that head of his

Matt drinks.

I have no doubt of it now. He's a functioning alcoholic.

Miserable Sean is just a bar-steward. In a way I wish he'd got paired with (say) DaviNA, where he would have been desperate to impress her and she would have treated him like sh*t.

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They are in the oven now..will send you a virtual cookie once baked. You too @NowYouListenToMeFella. [/quote]
Mmmmmm - smells delicious already . . .

Oh Alicia just tell him to go.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Matt drinks.

I have no doubt of it now. He's a functioning alcoholic.

Miserable Sean is just a bar-steward. In a way I wish he'd got paired with (say) DaviNA, where he would have been desperate to impress her and she would have treated him like sh*t.

He looks half cut now

I don't think there's much chance of Old Sean getting a shag Hoxton!

I think he wants a someone who might not fancy him and they would have to put up with his sparkling personality 🤩

Chuck him Alycia - you are worth so much more.

Noooo!

It's the production team, isn't it? They've talked her into it.