*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Wtf is DeanO on about? He came on this show but has no interest in a monogamous relationship. Jesus Tracey have some self select for yourself and kick him to the curb.

He really is setting the scene for when he gets caught texting or whatever with DaviNA. Will just turn around and say I told you I don't do one person

Is Tracey buying this bull?

Thumbface: I am from Sydney and I am a guy. I have had open relationships and relationships that are just physical

This has nothing to do with living Sydney

Tracey is actually thanking him for explaining this to her???

WAKE UP WOMAN!!

@NowYouListenToMeFella

I was willing to say “they can’t all be rotters” when watching S4 but this lot have convinced me to keep well away!

Thumbface is a joker.. only her could come on this show and grumble about being now wanting to be monogamous... ok luv

For heaven's sake don't let him sh*g you again!

NOT WANTING *

DaviNA really thinks she looks the business in that stupid hat.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Maybe Deano thinks he's on Love Island 😂

If I was Tracey I'd be off into my own apartment and enjoy my solo holiday in Sydney, drop a leave at the commitment ceremony and go home to my child with my dignity intact.

I am single a long time but good god I would rather die alone than shack up with the like of thumbface, Matt, old sour Sean or Sean the virgin.

[quote ClaudiaAndTheCauldron]@NowYouListenToMeFella

Maybe Deano thinks he's on Love Island 😂[/quote]
😂😂😂

Troy reminds me of Ian Carmichael (looks) with a Tony Blackburn / Smashie & Nicey voice. Big thanks to whoever said Stacey Dooley wrt Ashley. I knew she reminded me of someone. I think she has an edge and is totally game playing.

“Ah well I didn’t realise it was like that in Sydney. It’s different in Perth. You should’ve explained that I’m an intelligent girl..”. No you’re not love! If he’d explained that you wouldn’t have shagged him. You should be asking him why he’s on a marriage programme. All hell is going to break loose when he and Davina start an affair.

DaviNA really thinks she looks the business in that stupid hat.

😂😂😂

I wonder if the first series was less structured and actually had genuine people (I know there are a few in and among)? I feel like I’m watching I’m a celebrity get me out of here.

Look at Thumbface's defensive body language.

Oh ffs a spray tan

She DOES NOT like being told what to do.

Well, that’s put me right off my tea 😳🤢

Thumbface has the look of Henry VIII.

A spray tan - for heaven's sake Tracey!

(His willie is TINY)

@EstuaryBird

Well, that’s put me right off my tea 😳🤢

Thankfully my dinner was eaten before that

Tracey looks so much prettier when she's enjoying herself.

"The couple that tan together, stay together" ah that well know saying
as opposed to maybe..."the couple that spray together, stay together"?

@BlogTheBlogger

"The couple that tan together, stay together" ah that well know saying as opposed to maybe..."the couple that spray together, stay together"?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Miserable Sean is such an absolute *rse!

Ashley and Troy are actually hilarious!! They could do a reality show on their own

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Miserable Sean is such an absolute *rse!

I can't believe he made her eat alone and didn't even talk to her!

What a total arse 🤬