*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Checking in. Evening all. Watching on time for once.

Deanos hair is exactly that sort of haircut. What did he ask for when he went to the barber!!

NPJ and Melissa are lovely together. Their communication seems really good.

I wonder will Ryan take the couch or make DaviNA.

Goodness, never seen so many people being "blindsided" by others

I am a bit behind tonight.
Just watching 'Deano' back tracking With Tracey. I can't stop looking at his hair now thanks to you lot!!

Hell - he's creepy and throwing the responsibility onto her. He's such a slime.

"A bit SILLY" - now he's turning on what passes for his charm and oiling his way back into her affections

DON'T BE FOOLED YOU SILLY GIRL! HE'S USING YOU AND YOU ARE LETTING HIM!

I'll BET he's relieved! Can you imagine how dreadful it would have been living with her if she'd stuck to her guns.

Tracey - you are STUPID!

Thumbface wasn't wearing his wedding ring.

I see the feminine aspect of Sean the Virgin now - I hadn't even noticed that vibe before.

Evening everyone. I just had my strip wash. Hope you’re all appreciating your bathrooms...

Tuning in onto the link one to avoid adverts. I’ve watched most of it already but whatever.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I expect him to be marching into Poland by the end of episode 13.

I was trying to watch this series with DP as he loves a bit of highbrow entertainment, but then I had to wait for him, and miss gems like this!

Yes Schaden, you've got it right! Dean-o is just staying for DaviNA

It's ok Schaden.

Thumbface will be here now to text DaviNA on the sly as she is 'quite attractive when she makes an effort'

Praise indeed.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I see the feminine aspect of Sean the Virgin now - I hadn't even noticed that vibe before.

It's kind of like once you see it you can't unsee it.

Matt is so aggressive!

Thumbface will be here now to text DaviNA on the sly as she is 'quite attractive when she makes an effort'

Which of us could ask for more?

@BlogTheBlogger

Matt is so aggressive!

He really is. Red flag Alicia, let's hope we see a leave from at the next commitment ceremony.

Matt is so aggressive!

That's because he knows he's in the wrong and he is defensive-aggressive.

No wonder his mother wants him off her hands.

Alycia deserves so much better.

@BlogTheBlogger he’s an idiot. I really don’t know where they fished these men from. With the exception of a few this lot make Abandrew and Spoony look like Prince Charming

Is shouting his general level of communication?

Yes she does. She seems so lovely. The "experts" need to address this for her sake. They have given her someone she shouldn't have to deal with

[quote hoxtonbabe]@BlogTheBlogger he’s an idiot. I really don’t know where they fished these men from. With the exception of a few this lot make Abandrew and Spoony look like Prince Charming[/quote]
They certainly wouldn't be inspiring you to move to Oz to look for love

None of these men can accept a woman standing up to them, can they?

EVERYTHING has got to be on THEIR terms. They have to be forgiven because they want to be - they've apologised haven't they? What more does she want ffs!

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Exactly what I was thinking!!!! He is more hassle than he is worth. It’s funny Because even though I’ve watched up to episode 13 there is so much I missed as half of what I’m watching now on E4 I don’t recall 🙈

That's troy told. But she's right - it's a light in the bedroom, not a rocket launch at Houston.

Blooming' Heck, Sean - you're not exactly Catch of the Day yourself.

And what was Ryan on the couch? DaviNA was the one who wanted to sleep a-part - let he shift into the living room.

And as for "much as I love Tracey" - what a cowbag!

Why was Seam just drinking from an obviously empty cup? Think Im getting ratty with all the stupidness . But dont worry I will stick with it and keep moaning

Everything he says digs him in deeper, the twonk!

And if he wants his freedom etc he shouldn't be on a programme for finding your life partner.