*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

@SchadenfreudePersonified

If Ryan does turn out to be trans, that will be a vile trick to play on his "wife".

Can you imagine the shock of that. I wonder if that is ever a question they ask the participants, the way the must asking about someone having kids.

I have succumbed to the link (thank you whoever it was that shared it) and am watching ahead so I’ll jeep my comments general!

Why does Dean look like a Nazi? Is that a terrible thing to say? I think it’s the hair style. He’s an absolute arsehole. I’m sad about Tracey’s surgery because it looks awful, but I think she’s a decent person underneath all the insecurity and deserves better than Deano.

I thought exactly the same as PPs about promiscuous virgin Sean being trans!

@Sidge

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3977081-Self-justifying-attention-seeking-strategies-and-manipulative-psychoses-in-Aussie-faux-scientific-anthropological-claptrap-MAFS-Part-Deux

There’s the first part somewhere

Poor Jo, really felt for her. Sean looked horrified when she came down the aisle at their wedding and he's never given it a chance since. I wonder if he doesn't like bigger ladies (hope that's not rude) but I think Jo has a lovely, pretty face and if he gave it half a chance she would have been a loyal partner.

Ah thanks @hoxtonbabe I struggled finding it with advanced search!

@waterlego

I have succumbed to the link (thank you whoever it was that shared it) and am watching ahead so I’ll jeep my comments general!

Why does Dean look like a Nazi? Is that a terrible thing to say? I think it’s the hair style. He’s an absolute arsehole. I’m sad about Tracey’s surgery because it looks awful, but I think she’s a decent person underneath all the insecurity and deserves better than Deano.

I thought exactly the same as PPs about promiscuous virgin Sean being trans!

Yes it's the hair. And he likes to wear clothes that are the same colour as the Nazi uniforms, as it suits his skin tone. But just makes him have the look of a WWII German soldier 🙈

Also, Tracey licked her top lip constantly, yet it remained motionless and rigid. That was a bit freaky.

@Virgo1958

Poor Jo, really felt for her. Sean looked horrified when she came down the aisle at their wedding and he's never given it a chance since. I wonder if he doesn't like bigger ladies (hope that's not rude) but I think Jo has a lovely, pretty face and if he gave it half a chance she would have been a loyal partner.

Yep. She clearly liked him or at least the idea of him. She tried to put on a face and say that she was just trying to find something that would make it work out, but clearly that wasn't true - she was really swept up in it all

Also, Tracey licked her top lip constantly, yet it remained motionless and rigid. That was a bit freaky.

The lip licking was very distracting and quite bizarre. Cosmetic surgeons have a lot to answer for.

I wonder what it’s like to kiss someone with those lips... seems like it might be a bit rubbery? I bet she looked better before.

I wonder if he doesn't like bigger ladies (hope that's not rude)

@Virgo1958

You like what you like, and I’m saying this as a “bigger lady” I don’t think he is wrong for not finding her attractive be it due to size, personality or looks, as we are all attracted to different things but he could still try and be pleasant and not so miserable. He’s a pub manager for Petes sake and I appreciate he’s not as in your face like Nasser or Jo but given he is in a role that deals with people on a daily i would have expected him to conduct himself a bit better.

Like NPJ wasn’t attracted to madam loopys personality and all her Polynesian waffle, but I thought he was polite, respectful, somewhat still cheerful as much as she was driving him nuts and he really tried to make the best out of what was clearly a bad situation so I didn’t blame him for leaving her the “I’m gone note” when it got too much.

Jo says they get on etc but I do wonder how much of that is him actually initiating the conversation and trying to get to know her?

@SchadenfreudePersonified

If Ryan does turn out to be trans, that will be a vile trick to play on his "wife".

I thought it was supposed to be “promiscuous virgin Sean” - he of the 200 lovers who people thought was trans , not Ryan .

Have I got that wrong too - still can’t get a handle on this group - too many Seans .

I think Jo might have been so happy with getting married that she would have really tried her best with anybody she was matched with. Whether they gave her any indication of interest.

Who knows maybe Sean was a bit more chatty and friendly to her off camera.

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Schaden my theory is that "John the expert" is going through a mid-life crisis. Hence the extra spiky hair.

And he has bought new suits since last season (not just blue ones) 😂

In my varied reading around the subject - as one is taught to do - I read that John is no longer able to use the term ‘psychologist’ in the MAFS series but he must be referred to as a “relationship” expert . It’s fine to use ‘psychologist ‘ in his proper job .

I think a previous contestant called him out on his expertise and was referred to the Psychology Council of NSW who made the judgement.

I THINK the article was in the DAILY MAIL , so it must be correct .

I wonder what it’s like to kiss someone with those lips... seems like it might be a bit rubbery? I bet she looked better before.

When I was googling around last night, I discovered that Tracey has dissolved her fillers now, and she said that previous partners said that her inflated lips were 'hard' and that she thinks she's a better kisser now because her lips are soft again. So there you go.

my theory is that "John the expert" is going through a mid-life crisis

That's exactly what DH and I said the other night!

I wonder if Tracey’s lips are numb and she did that weird licking thing in case she was dribbling-like when you’ve been to the dentist 😀

(I wonder if anyone watching tried to do that with their tongue but couldn’t because their lips are too small..)

Why does Dean look like a Nazi?

That's EXACTLY what I thought Waterlego.

I thought he looked like Rudolf Hoess, the commandant of Auschwitz! I may even have posted a link!

He has "fascist" written all over him.

I think Jo has a lovely, pretty face and if he gave it half a chance she would have been a loyal partner.

Same here.

I thought it was supposed to be “promiscuous virgin Sean” - he of the 200 lovers who people thought was trans , not Ryan

Sorry Verdita - you're right (I think) - I get this lot mixed up.

In my varied reading around the subject - as one is taught to do - I read that John is no longer able to use the term ‘psychologist’ in the MAFS series but he must be referred to as a “relationship” expert . It’s fine to use ‘psychologist ‘ in his proper job .

I think a previous contestant called him out on his expertise and was referred to the Psychology Council of NSW who made the judgement.

Mmm - that's interesting. The Council must have thought he was bringing the profession into disrepute.

I had John on my 'gaydar' and disappointed and shocked that I was wrong.

He has "fascist" written all over him.

Oh dear.. his mother must be so proud! ( although I do agree with you all)

@finished31

I had John on my 'gaydar' and disappointed and shocked that I was wrong.

I’m throwing my hat into the ring for Nasser .

There’s something about him that doesn’t ring true .

Only time will tell . ( Or sneaky peaking so I’m going to ‘put up my walls‘ , ‘stay in my corner’ and take a ‘long cool drink of water’ , oh and sit on my hands .)

I’m so glad it wasn’t just me Schadenfreude 😆

I expect him to be marching into Poland by the end of episode 13.

@Verdita73

I'm so glad it's not just me who thinks 'John the Expert' is going through a mid-life crisis!

What you read in the papers MUST be true

Just caught up with this thread. I can never watch the episode live as dp doesn't like it so I have to watch it when he is at work.

The best bit of last nights episode was Troy being shot down and everyone laughing because he is something else.

Davina is a skank