*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

It's so wrong that they did not discuss their decisions before-hand, Sean should have told Jo he is going to say go. How could he not know she would be upset!! That is mental.

I don't think they'd do a Cheryl/Andrew with them as it would be their choice to leave their spouses. Cheryl and Andrew were to all intents both dumped, not the dumpees.

Yes, Tracey openly said she's had botox, fillers and a boob job. I bet she was so pretty before. She handled slimy Dean well tonight.
Does anyone know what Sean (the Paul Young one, not the one who looks like he's had a hard life) was upset about? We couldn't understand him through the sobbing...

@inappropriateraspberry

Twocups I'm sure at the very beginning they mentioned Tracy had 'remodelled' after her marriage break up. Full works I think, boobs, face, probably lipo on thighs and bum.

Gosh, poor woman

'Protective older brother', how awful. What a stupid thing to say. Please Alycia cut your losses. He is just not that into you. He has decided that Alycia is not for him.

So many of these dear people are very emotionally vulnerable – Sarah, Gabrielle, Ryan, Matt, both the Seans, Jo, I think I could go on!

I didnt think I'd ever say this but I'm missing the "SALT AND PEPA'S HERE" clip of Cheryl and AbAndrew being shown twice per episode 😅😅

Tracey’s lips looked particularly odd this evening. Not helped by that strange licking she was doing.
Thumbface and Davina lived up to our expectations.

Agreed, Italian. I'd add Alycia to that list, although she was wonderfully strong and dignified tonight.

Tracey has annoyingly proved a horrible cliche - if you are a sexually available woman and are sexually confident, the men want to shag you, but wouldn't consider that you be a lifelong partner.

*could be

Davina is so false "I feel like we are doing pretty good." That is a huge lie. She just wants to stay and hang around Deano!

I've been watching on catch up, it's just occurred to me that Ryan looks like Ted Bundy. DaviNA is vile

Dean is just a massive piece of shit.

I really think someone has told Dean that Davina was interested and that has influenced his decision.

I think Alycia and Ryan might be a better match.

Im late today.

I still feel strange about Nasser, he is trying hard to be lovely and fit the bill but Im not so sure he does really.

VirginSean - I got the strangest feeling he was going to announce he was trans at one point when theyd said a mafs first time and he was so upset and reluctant to talk, and combined with his slightly feminine face, it was the only thing I could think of.

I feel very sorry for Jo, and she said they have laughed a lot so obviously the editing again is making it look more awkward than it really is.

Thumbface is just awful but so is DaviNA, in that regard at least they are well matched. Maybe they will live together forever constantly shagging other people then feeling threatened by their partner looking elsewhere for the jiggy jiggy (anyone else watching 90 day fiance?!)

@Italiangreyhound

Justin said he needs to think about that question of whether you want a sexual relationship with his beautiful new wife. I understand he is not ready to jump right in but the fact he needs to think about that question suggests to me he didn't really know what he wants. Is he in this to promote his business maybe?

I think he’s quite uncomfortable with women . Carly is attractive , sophisticated , intelligent and quite a good match for Justin.

I think he’s spent so much time building his empire that he hasn’t given much time to his emotional intelligence ( trying to emulate an “expert” here .)

I think he has children so he has been in a reasonably long relationship .

Given time he might bloom - if Carly is prepared to give him the time .
Unfortunately, this kind of experiment is sadly lacking in that element .

@darksideofthemooncup yep, he really does look like Ted Bundy 😳

Tracy's surgery is really terrible. She could sue - the mouth, nose, eyes - it all looks off

This is awful, but when I first saw her, I wondered if she'd had reconstructive surgery after a bad accident or something. In fact, I'm still debating whether that might be the case. But nobody has mentioned it and I'm sure if there was a heart-strings story in the background, they'd drag it out for the drama factor.

My favourite part tonight was Troy being silenced and Ashley’s comments. 😂😂😂

'Sean is like the anti-Jesse; he’s all walls and no door'. 😂😂😂Best post for me tonight.

@SpanishFly

I literally just snorted at your 'salt n peppas here' comment I can still see it so clearly, I can still hear it so clearly in my mind. And yet it was just utter nothingness

Oh what am I doing with my life.

@Eaumyword

Yes, Tracey openly said she's had botox, fillers and a boob job. I bet she was so pretty before. She handled slimy Dean well tonight. Does anyone know what Sean (the Paul Young one, not the one who looks like he's had a hard life) was upset about? We couldn't understand him through the sobbing...

As far as I could gather he was crying over his wild past where he slept with 200+ women. He said he was drinking, gambling and womanising all round him. I didn't catch a reason why he 'went into a dark place'.

I think it's the fact that he hit it very wrong revealing his number and instead of making him sound alike a stud Blair was a bit horrified.

John Aiken was comedy gold with Troy tonight..

@SillyCow6

I am, weds and Thursdays are troublesome days as I have to decide which channel to stick to but 90 always wins and I catch up on MAFS later or the next day

Apols if there is a double post of this but what I just wrote just vanished into the ether.

So! DO NOT do what I just did and Google any contestants, cuz I gave away a serious spoiler to myself, without even really trying.

But! Check out these old pics of DaviNA!

Thanks NowYou! Seemed a bit self indulgent to be sobbing so hard at all that unless there's a big back story later which makes me feel guilty for questioning him!
Surely that's a case of owning it, knowing you were involved in self destructive behaviour and bad choices and opening your heart and mind to change with a new partner? He's not giving Blair a chance (although she is a little cheerleadery and prancy with those perfect legs, damn it, for my liking.)