*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Thanks for the link! ONG I am going to get no sleep tonight!

It’s the bloke’s bed time at 10, I’m definitely watching eps 10 and 11 after he’s gone.

DaviNA's face was like a collapsed lung when he and Tracey were lovey-dovey - but when he delivered his verdict she could barely control her glee

@LarkDescending

What was Sean the Virgin weeping about? I lost track. Was it really that a former flame had been unfaithful 5 years earlier, or did I miss something?

My hunch about the voting is that the experts/production team get a sneak peek of the Stay or Leave slips in advance, and fix the asking of the questions so that the Stayer in a mismatched couple gets blindsided.

Remember, the experts know both sides of what's going on and know more than some of the participants. It's easy for them to try and push their buttons or try and get a 'confession.'

What a gaslighting pillock he is!

And he doesn't like being called out on it.

I hope Tracey kicks this twunt into touch!

I'm glad she's letting herself get angry! I hope she p*sses on his cornflakes.

What a selfish git.

I quite like Ryan now. He deserves better than Davina.
Dean is just a coward and didn't want to say anything on his own.

Just checked on the one that Alene liked - it was Ryan.

But still . . . she could have had SIMON!

I mean - SIMON!

Dean is despicable!

I've just finished. Sweet Jesus that was some ending.

Poor Jo. Hopefully in time she will be happy to not have to see his miserable face for the rest of her life. Has Sean ever looked happy.

DaviNA and Thumbface deserve each other. I hope Ryan says leave next week. She has treating him like absolute shit.

Rinder has the measure of thumbface. I'm cross sitting here on my couch. I'd want to calm down I don't actually know these people.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Oh and today is the first time I’ve really enjoyed the experts. John shutting down Troy repeatedly was hilarious!

It was great . Spiky-quiff-Aiken really rocketed in my estimation . I had to play it back to make sure it happened . It was so slick and hilarious .

Dean was appalling. Davina virtually ran over and jumped on his knee she was so pleased. I wouldn’t be surprised if Davina and Dean were shagging by next week.

Hats off to her not crying and getting upset but just tearing a strip off him and calling him out.

@Idontbelieveit12

Tracey looks like she’s an elf extra from lord of the rings

Omg YES

Holy mackerel I have gasped out loud a lot tonight!

Davina is EVIL. The men want to shag her but the women want to slap her.

Her fake gurning faux shock horror when Dean said leave was nauseating.

I hope Davina and Dean aren’t given another chance (like Cheryl and Andrew)!!

I swear in every shot of Tracey she looks like she has had more fillers put in, her face will be totally flat by the next commitment ceremony!

OMG how have I never seen this thread before?! I'm just placemarking while I go back and read the whole thread.

Great episode! Thoughts:
Lots of carpenters in the house tonight as people were 'putting walls up'. Definitely heard some guys being consulted too.
We were cheering on Tracey, Ashley, Jo and Alycia for getting mad and calling things out for what they were. Alycia was so dignified and did well to question the "experts" as to how they had matched her and Mat. Ashley was hilarious and truthful about Troy and John Aiken was funny continually shutting him down. Troy needs a bit of that to be more emotionally aware.
Davina and Dean, just yuk. Davina's reactions were spiteful. Full of glee but under the guise of mock horror.
Loved how casually intimate Sarah was with Telv when she pulled his cushion off his face! So funny

Guys=guts! My autocarrot is working against me too!

I’d actually like to see Davina and Dean put together because neither of them would ever put another person first and they’d not be good - and they’d both deserve the failure.

We actually need spoonface Anthony back to sneer at them!

Forgot to say, what did Mr Millionaire have to say? I can’t remember!

@inappropriateraspberry

Tracy's surgery is really terrible. She could sue - the mouth, nose, eyes - it all looks off.

I've just come on to see if anyone else has commented on it - has she talked about having surgery?

@loobyloo1234

Me too. I'm not sure we'll see the best side of Ryan in this show and thats a shame as he's probably ok. He's been paired with completely the wrong person

Absolutely......she's a twat and loves herself but is horrible and ugly in every way. Hate her even more after tonight's car crash! I was hoping one of the other girls would of popped up about her saying she fancied DeanO. Maybe that will come up!

Just caught up with thread for last few days.

Justin said he needs to think about that question of whether you want a sexual relationship with his beautiful new wife. I understand he is not ready to jump right in but the fact he needs to think about that question suggests to me he didn't really know what he wants. Is he in this to promote his business maybe?

I hope Davina and Dean aren’t given another chance (like Cheryl and Andrew)!!

This 100% if couples just go round doing swapsies then why bother “scientifically” put them together

Twocups I'm sure at the very beginning they mentioned Tracy had 'remodelled' after her marriage break up. Full works I think, boobs, face, probably lipo on thighs and bum.