*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

@YourVagesty

I Googled something last series and got way too many spoilers! Determined not to it again this time.

I googled something about Deb from last series and ended up with a spoiler about John for this series 😩

VirginSean - I got the strangest feeling he was going to announce he was trans at one point

Me too! I was convinced that was going to be the case.

Why do they find thumb attractive? I’m just not seeing it.

RozHuntleysStump

"The guy that slept with loads of women? I asked and he told me. I was only young at the time 16 so wasn’t expecting that as an answer although he was much older than me." That must have been a shock, not what you were expecting!

Yes, I agree with the trans thing too. I think that is feminine vibe I picked up. His face is so smooth! But I suppose we would have had eons of teasing trailers if it was something so deep like that.

VirginSean - I got the strangest feeling he was going to announce he was trans at one point when theyd said a mafs first time and he was so upset and reluctant to talk, and combined with his slightly feminine face, it was the only thing I could think of

I thought the same thing! DP said “do you think he’s going to say that he’s gay” and I replied “or a lady. He looks like a butch woman” but I guess we’ll find out soon!

My favourite bit from tonight’s show was Telv laughing behind his cushion about Troy, I bet him and Sarah have such a good giggle.

I thought Sean 200 (possibly trans) little episode was very strange, I also wondering if there is a bit of coke bloat there, from previous ‘destructive’ behaviour.......for heaven’s sake man, you were out having lots of fun, now grow some balls (if that’s possible with post op hormone therapy, I think not) and crack on with it!

Talking of cracks, I wish Jo wouldn’t keep saying ‘red hot crack’ make me want to reach for the sudocrem!

Verdita73

Re Justin "I think he’s quite uncomfortable with women . Carly is attractive , sophisticated , intelligent and quite a good match for Justin.

I think he’s spent so much time building his empire that he hasn’t given much time to his emotional intelligence ( trying to emulate an “expert” here .)

I think he has children so he has been in a reasonably long relationship .

Given time he might bloom - if Carly is prepared to give him the time .
Unfortunately, this kind of experiment is sadly lacking in that element."

I do find it all very strange because he must have mixed with women at some point, at work, as friends etc? I do wonder if he went to a private boys' school and has spent so much time in a work environment he cannot just relax and not be at work! I do actually think it is a real issue for him and he should be getting counselling and not appearing a TV programme.

He has been married and has two daughters. I can sadly see he is going to ware poor Carly out! By being such hard work. No amount of money is worth that.

Likewise, Troy is going to make life too hard for Asley.

So many good women and only really a handful of nice chaps!

Want to see more of Sarah and Telv and Charlene and Patrick.

Re: Justin and the pillow wall. I think it’s quite insulting to Carly (and not leaving much of the bed for her) -does he think she wouldn’t be able to control herself and jump his bones?
I actually really like Carly, I think she is very switched on and dignified

Re: Justin and the pillow wall (sorry I am overthinking the pillows)
But do you think he has his millions and a new prototype ice cream maker on the other side, that he’s protecting from her clutches?

It really bugs me when Tracey said that Dean is tall, dark and handsome. I remember Sharon referring to Nick that way, in the last series.
Mousey/ginger/African sunset is not dark and in my opinion, both men are far from handsome, what is it with these Aussie women and their attraction to Biff the Bully type of men?

@ExtraPaddingForFallingOver

I’m not getting it either. He’s horrid in both looks and personality.

Ryan really reminds me of Jamie (he with the door)!

Why do they find thumb attractive? I’m just not seeing it.

I'm beginning to realise that all it seems to take is for a man to be tall and reasonably built to be viewed as a perfect specimen of a man. "Tall, dark and handsome", "tall drink of water". Some women don't seem to look deeper than that.

I also loved watching Telv giggle behind the pillow saying "I can't even watch him". Makes me think that Troy is exactly as we see him and he's not been screwed over by bad editing. I don't know how Ashley is putting up with him.

Well that’s me out... my willpower cracked ( and I was struggling with sleeping) so I’m now on Ep13 thanks to that link

I’m on to ep 12 and got to bed at 12:40. Will have to be really careful not to post spoilers (for people with better willpower than me)!

I really look forward to watching this after a long day so I'm resisting the urge to watch further online.

Watching an episode a night is keeping me going through lockdown, so, please, no spoilers!

Yes same. Although I’m watching the no ads version I’m enjoying the thread so much that I’m not watching ahead!

Added to the fact that I wouldn’t be able to do my predictions if I knew what was going to happen!

@SillyCow6
@hoxtonbabe

I also watch 90 Day Fiancé!
Love that show 😁

I watched most of the next episode but I’m stopping there. It’s no fun without the thread!