*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

@TheLittleRedToothbrush it’s crossed my mind about him too. He does seem pretty camp. My gaydar switched on..

@SchadenfreudePersonified

🙋🏻‍♀️ Me me!!

I also want to live next door to Nasser!! 😁

Ooooh!

This looks good . . .

We'll be one on either side Claudia

The others on here can take turns stopping in our spare rooms.

Excuse me - I must change the telly over. That tosser Scholfield is on and I can't stand him.

I worry that Nasser is being all nice now and will then break his wife’s heart when the cameras stop rolling.

When he told his friends Ml he was getting married a couple of them said “is it to a man?” so I agree he could swing both ways.

Nasser is so lovely. He is mad about Gabrielle.

DaviNA was hard core checking out the competition when she saw Tracey. Would serve her right to end up with thin face after being so horrible about and to Ryan.

My friend also glued not on MN said DaviNA reminded her of someone. It's fairly awful but she is rotten so am thinking of saying it.

*thumb face

Agh I was wrong it was Tracey she was talking about.

Great episode! YY to gaydar pinging for Nasser, but he could just be super camp and funny. Loved how he checked in with Gabrielle constantly and built her up.
Davina is just horrible as is 'Deano' - talking about fighting over a greasy prize.
Loved how emotionally aware Carly was when dealing with Davina.

SillyCow6 "How is Dean better looking than Ryan?!"

He's not but he's big, broad-shouldered and that seems to be very significant for these Aussie ladies.

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

"I didn’t want to say I told you so, but... she’s so much worse than even I thought she would be!"

I know! I think I must be a terrible judge of character!

Is it me or does it feel like there are so many more of them this time?

I watched it on that link. So much better without all the adverts! Very tempted to keep watching now! Alas, I need to sleep.

Davina is a hussy!

You are a good judge of dog breeds Italian.

You can't be good at everything.

Agree Stump

I try not to judge other women's choices, but she is betraying her SISTAHS!

Davina is awful, not bothered that his “wife” is right beside him She really thinks v highly of herself for someone with a face full of plastic. Not keen on Dean either you can see he’s not into his wife that much. Poor Jo too she looked really nice tonight and had reigned in the mad laugh but he’s just not interested In her at all.

I think someone - pages ago - said Nasser was a bit like Liberace . That has stuck with me - although he could , of course , be magnificently in touch with his feminine side .

The “experts” are loving this episode aren’t they ? They’re like a group of excited old women ( apologies old women everywhere ) tut tutting at Davina and her non covert winking and blinking . I wonder if they sensed we were a little bored with the series so far and are now feeling more relaxed as the sex/drama ramps up . They seem to be commenting far more than is healthy for relationship experts .

I wonder why they didn't do the hen and stag do this time?

So they are all meeting for the first time.

Ashley's outfit is lovely.

Davina is being so rude, over sharing, eyeing up the other guy, even giving him a nickname Deano, that's all inappropriate. Davina doesn't really know if anyone else has slept with their husbands, she is just being too open! She mentions a hot single guy who got left at the alter!

I cannot believe the ‘experts’ say about her boundaries, she has no boundaries at all!

Carly was making out like her honeymoon was brilliant but it was not all great. Don’t blame her of course for glossing over the stuff.

Feel very sorry for Sean and Jo.

Nasser is the life and soul of the party! He says I love my wife. That's nice.

I think the ones with a shot are:

• Sarah and Telv
• Charlene and Patrick
• Gabrielle and Nasser
• John and Melissa

If I could mix things up I'd put Alycia with Ryan.

Davina is turning out to be even worse than I thought and I’m sure her lips are getting bigger.

She reminds me of someone, just trying to think who.

Pete Burns. 😱

@Sertchgi123

Pete Burns. 😱

That's what my friend said about Tracey. She even sent an insta collage

Yes! Pete Burns. May he rest in peace.

Melissa has written a book, partly about going on MAFS.

Holy Moly, Davina is brazen. Poor Ryan.
Thumbface has continued to demonstrate he’s an arse.
Loved Nasser. He shone tonight.