*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

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Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Tracey looks like she’s an elf extra from lord of the rings

I don’t know about Nasser. He’s doing everything right and he seems like a nice guy but my spidey senses are pinging off the scale..

It’s a bit TOO perfect. I think he’s very aware of the cameras....and the publicity....and he’s acting the part. I really hope I’m wrong because right now I think they’re great together but it’s rare that anyone is that perfect..

@Sertchgi123

Davina is turning out to be even worse than I thought and I’m sure her lips are getting bigger.

She reminds me of someone, just trying to think who.

I think Davina looks like a more plastic version of Tamara Ecclestone.

Or Michelle Heaton actually.

Does anyone else think Matt's putting Alycia on a pedestal is a version of It's not you, it's me? He's decides she's not for him and wants out?

I don't think he's comfortable with her Italian. I don't know why but he can't seem to relax and have a good laugh with her. I get the impression he feels he has to be on his best behaviour - or at least monitor his behaviour - all the time when he is with her.

That's a death knell for a long-term relationship. You have to be prepared to let the one you are with see that you are human! Alycia is stunning! Such a pretty girl, but very fragile - maybe he just feels he'd break her if he acted like he does IRL?

I hope she doesn't't get hurt - I think she has no idea just how attractive she is. She deserves someone like Simon. (I still love Simon!)

I don’t know about Nasser. He’s doing everything right and he seems like a nice guy but my spidey senses are pinging off the scale..

It’s a bit TOO perfect. I think he’s very aware of the cameras....and the publicity....and he’s acting the part. I really hope I’m wrong because right now I think they’re great together but it’s rare that anyone is that perfect..

I’m with you on that one Estuary.

I’m with you too. I think he’s a jilt her when the cameras stop rolling type. I also think Nasser and his wife look physically very mismatched as a couple.

I wish I could watch it live with everyone but DP is not a fan. So I wait until he toddles off to work to put it on. Reading the thread as I'm watching

So just watching last nights now. Davina. Honestly. I'm only up to the bit before they even leave but I just cannot abide her. She's a witch.

Nasser. Even despite the 'sex' chat, has changed my mind so much. Thought he could only love himself. Maybe he'll prove me right after all but for now, what a sweetheart

Right. Going back in. BRB

@hoxtonbabe

I don’t know about Nasser. He’s doing everything right and he seems like a nice guy but my spidey senses are pinging off the scale..

It’s a bit TOO perfect. I think he’s very aware of the cameras....and the publicity....and he’s acting the part. I really hope I’m wrong because right now I think they’re great together but it’s rare that anyone is that perfect..

I’m with you on that one Estuary.

Count me in too .

He was quick to take the floor , hold the audience after making sure everyone was listening and gave his opinions . He appears lovely but I think he is a performer . He’s quite mature and knows how to handle Gabrielle and her insecurities in a way that makes him shine .

Of course he is probably really lovely ( hedging bets ) .

If Ryan doesnt turn to drugs after this experiment with DaviNO sorry that is my new name for her then I applaud him. She's enraging. And horrible. Just a real mean girl. Surely none of her friends trust her with their own partners?

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"You are a good judge of dog breeds Italian.

You can't be good at everything."

Thank you.

I think Nasser is playing a game AND like a Gabrielle And way swing both ways/be very on touch with his feminine side! Etc. When he ensconced himself amid the ladies he made sure the guys knew it! Performance!

I still think Davina is stunning but now she has shown her nasty side less so.

I feel awkward for Jo and Sean bit equally awkward for Alicia and Matt. I hope Matt buggers off and Alicia comforts Ryan!

Actually, even more so than last time they are ill-matched car crash tv.

Troy and Justin (?l are merging in my head. Poor Ashley is left to winding him up in s juvenile way. That's not going to last!

Tracey looks like she’s an elf extra from lord of the rings

DaviNO and DeaNO are perfect for each other tbh. Both a pair of twats

Really disappointed we didnt see more of Sarah and Telv but fingers crossed we saw more of them this week

I’m finally watching last nights episode properly now and I despise Davina, I want to punch her on her springboard of lips so bad, they protrude so
Much you can flipping dive off them.

I blame Abandrew and Cheryl for the starting this trend of swapping/picking new partners as Springboard lips isn’t even trying, she just sees it as if I don’t like my hubby and I find someone else I can simply swap = I don’t have to leave and I can still claim my fee and still get my shiny fake face on tv and become famous

Actually, even more so than last time they are ill-matched car crash tv.

You’re damn right there! I didn’t think it could get worse, but they seem to have got their car crash reality TV locked down even
Better than the original masters of it, the Americans! Even their Real
Housewives was totally out there to the long the Americans were saying it’s too much. The Aussies just seem to want to show the absolute worst of the worst no matter what, it’s all very strange.

He appears lovely but I think he is a performer

He really is!

However he is making sure Gabrielle has an enjoyable time - I just hope that he doesn't dramatically let her down after the series. If he is acting - I hope that he has warned her that he wants to have a great time on the programme, but he isn't really looking for a LT relationship, so that she doesn't actually fall for him and get shafted!

I struggle to believe that Troy is a real person. He's like a cartoon character or, as someone said on the last thread, a Jim Carrey character. Strange man with no self awareness. That beach scene! Reciting lines and launching onto his poor 'wife' 🤢

Actually , even more so than last time they are ill-matched car crash TV
Isn't that what we were all hoping for ? .

Why would anyone go on the show if not looking fir a long term relationship? That just seems so selfish to me! Not saying it is the case for him but for someone, moght be!

Does anyone else think it is immoral to match up a woman with a guy who has had 200 partners? I don't see how she can move beyond that.

I think it will poison things.

I think Alycia and Matt, Jo and Sean and the last two (Blair and Sean?) Are all destined for Splitsville. Maybe Blair could match up with Ryan?

With the ease that he caught that sheep. I'm wondering if his 200 plus sexual partners were actually human.

Verdita

"Actually , even more so than last time they are ill-matched car crash TV"

"Isn't that what we were all hoping for ?"

Personally, no I wasn't. I am far more interested in things going well and working out. I don't like seeing Ryan spit up an oyster or Davina flirt with Dean.

I want to see love and romance and happy endings. I am aware I may be watching the wrong programme for that!!

The best TV dating for good experiences seems to First Dates but you only see a tiny clip of 'their' story.

Ok, so what exactly is the issue with Matt?

He’s saying they are essentially polar opposites but she’s a nice person and has friend zoned her already, but I can’t figure out what has happened for him to feel
Like this..surely it can’t be simply over the fancy meal?!?!

The best TV for dating experiences seems to be First Dates but you only see a tiny clip of 'their story
I so agree with you - but I think on F D they are actually looking for love and the success rate is quite good - even ending up married .
On MAFS I think there are more people looking for exposure and a chance at being a TV celebrity . The success rate so far appears to be pretty abysmal . Still addictive though .

@hoxtonbabe

Ok, so what exactly is the issue with Matt?

He’s saying they are essentially polar opposites but she’s a nice person and has friend zoned her already, but I can’t figure out what has happened for him to feel
Like this..surely it can’t be simply over the fancy meal?!?!

I think that relationship will get back on track when Matt’s mum starts to influence him again. Remember how ecstatic she was? She’ll put him right.

Why would anyone go on the show if not looking fir a long term relationship? That just seems so selfish to me!

Same reason people go onto Love Island I suppose. A lot of people want exposure rather than love. I suppose being matched with someone they actually fancy is just a bonus.